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April 27, 2008
Having Lice Is Now Art
Now all moonbats can be artists — all they need is their characteristic lousy hygiene:
Seven young artists from Berlin are trying to stretch the boundaries of art by living in an Israeli museum for three weeks with lice in their hair.
During the Holocaust, German propaganda referred to Jews as parasites. But lest you think this "artwork" is in bad taste, artist Vincent Grunwald explains its true meaning:
The idea is that we live in the museum as their guests, and at the same time we are hosting lice on our heads.
Deep stuff, huh? You probably need a degree in art appreciation to grasp the full import in all its profundity.
The next exhibit will probably feature Sheryl Crow after she's gone awhile without using more than one square of toilet paper. Bring a clothespin for your nose.
On a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at April 27, 2008 9:05 PM
Comments
One cannot help but appreciate the multi-level irony of a bunch of pussified Germans sitting around in their own lice in Israel, engaging in elitist, urban, cerebral, left-wing culture-destroying petty-intellectualism, while the Jews work and build stuff. Oh but to be able to show this to the now long-dead Nazis of WW2 and laugh at them. "These are your grandkids. What do you think about your third reich now, m----f---ker?"
Posted by: mega at April 27, 2008 10:00 PM
They must be so embarrassed.
The lice, that is.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 27, 2008 10:13 PM
Yale art school graduates?
Posted by: the claw at April 27, 2008 10:30 PM
I'd sue for being put in an emotionally distressing situation, if I were the lice, I mean. Ah, well, today anything can be art if it makes fun of George bush or the US, or if its obscene and revulting.
I found more stupidity. US prisoner sues for losing weight.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7370362.stm
Broderick Lloyd Laswell, who's in the joint for fatally beating and stabbing a man, claims he's being "starved to death" He says
"About an hour after each meal my stomach starts to hurt and growl. I feel hungry again." The heart bleeds.
Posted by: conservativeteen at April 27, 2008 10:35 PM
Difference between classical art and modern art:
Classical art takes skills and is thus very exclusive (you try sculpting a David statue from stone).
Modern arts takes ideas born of insanity and indecent materials (any degenerate can splash menstrual blood and urine on a wall).
Looking at the population of Moonbats today, it's no wonder modern art is taking off so well.
Posted by: BURNING HOT at April 27, 2008 11:23 PM
I guess, if one wanted to surround themselves with lice, Israel would be the most obvious destination.
(Before you speak of what you know nothing about, do your research and take note of the fact that lice happen to be epidemic in ridiculously large Orthodox Jewish families both in Israel and the US, where they tend to live in extremely cramped quarters.)
Posted by: hashfanatic at April 28, 2008 12:10 AM
Ah, Hashfanatic... always so pleasant to see your posts promoting brotherhood and tolerance. Of course, your solution to the situation would be to incenerate the whole lot of them, yes?
Posted by: Thulsa Doom at April 28, 2008 12:18 AM
How is a bunch of pussies sitting around scratching their heads art? And what's the point? Is there supposed to be some kind of message?
Thulsa Doom,
We can always count on the racist scum to chime in with something stupid.
Posted by: steven at April 28, 2008 2:27 AM
Well, moonbats love their blood-sucking parasites... Palestinians, the Berkeley City Council, Jesse Jackson...
Posted by: V the K at April 28, 2008 4:37 AM
And a newspaper editor's idea of art: Boston Herald editor keeps poster of Che Guevara in his office for "inspiration.".
Posted by: V the K at April 28, 2008 5:26 AM
LOL, good point, mega!
Having Hitler rise up from Hell and see what Germany today is like would be a fitting punishment, adding insult to injury for him. "Now, what was that you were saying about the strong, noble, dignified German Aryan race dominating the world?"
In either case, I don't see how this could be considered art.
Posted by: Adam at April 28, 2008 5:33 AM
Vell so much for ze Master Race ja!
I would not go anywhere near those guys for fear of an immigrant lice or two searching for leibensraum.
Now for some art that kept morale among GIs up in WWII : http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2008/04/would-varga-be-banned.html
Posted by: Anna Puna at April 28, 2008 6:33 AM
This isn't Art, it is what liberals do so well... Attention whoring.
Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at April 28, 2008 2:43 PM
No, I don't find this "in bad taste", I find it RETARDED!
Posted by: KHarn at April 28, 2008 3:18 PM
