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April 19, 2008
Gay, Meth-Using CNN Reporter Scores Moonbat Trifecta
A publicly homosexual CNN reporter was being escorted by police out of Central Park at 3:40 a.m. when he volunteered that he had crystal meth in his pocket. He was arrested for possession of a controlled substance.
What was the reporter doing in Central Park in the middle of the night with illegal drugs in his possession? His name might offer a clue: Dick Quest.
As for his apparently unsolicited confession, maybe Dick was hoping the police would throw him in jail, where he could make new friends to help him in his quest. Too bad he couldn't share a cell with Jeremy McIntosh.

On a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at April 19, 2008 10:29 AM
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V the K's source site left out some details.
'CNN personality Richard Quest was busted in Central Park early yesterday with some drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot, law-enforcement sources said.'
http://www.nypost.com/seven/04192008/news/regionalnews/kinky_news_networkcnns_quest_a_very_knot_107174.htm
Posted by: Oiao at April 19, 2008 10:45 AM
....."Peter Phindar"?.....Johnson Seeker? I bet his fellow bone smokers love raking their schlongs along his snaggle tooth.
Posted by: Bryherb at April 19, 2008 10:53 AM
So, do you think Benny will show up to lecture us about intolerance against homosexual meth users with a proclivity for sex in public places?
Posted by: V the K at April 19, 2008 11:18 AM
Isn't this a violation of the International Human Rights of people who walk around in parks with their necks tied to their balls while holding meth? What's next, telling transgendered lesbian men that they can't have kids?
Posted by: mega at April 19, 2008 11:39 AM
the solution here is obvious.
- Weekend rehab for drug and sex addiction, out by Monday morning at the latest
- a press release from his employer explaining that both his actions, as well as those of violent homophobes, are to be deplored, along with a call for tolerance, while Quest is quietly chucked under a bus and given around $1 million to get lost
- a one-hour special on risky sexual behavior and drug use, with the theme being that we need to understand the causes of this Disease, as it is already a Disease we need to Declare War On.
I will bet $100 against one stale donut that all of the above will transpire within a week, if there are any takers.
You can't rule out global warming working its way into this story, though.
Posted by: mega at April 19, 2008 11:46 AM
From the NYPost article: "He was reportedly once offered a position for the English-language version of the controversial Al Jazeera network, but said he turned it down because being gay and Jewish, he didn't think it would be a good fit."
The fact that he apparently considered CNN a perfect fit says all you need to know about Ted Turner's propaganda outlet...
Posted by: PabloD at April 19, 2008 1:09 PM
I am against all drugs even alcohol (full disclosure, I love the suds). But meth is without a doubt about the worse drug I have ever seen, and I have seen it all.
Posted by: Parker at April 19, 2008 8:02 PM
Helen Thomas Blasts Obama Media Coverage: ‘He is No Martin Luther King’
When the MoonBat Thomas starts eating at Obama....Something really stinks in Denmark....
'She attacked the role of bloggers in the news cycle, but that wasn't before she had some very harsh criticisms of Obama's rise in popularity.'
Everyone pray that Hillary wins PA and enough other states to stay in this thing to the bitter, and to be highly protested, Denver DNC.
Boy, this is fun.
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/jeff-poor/2008/04/19/helen-thomas-blasts-obama-media-coverage-he-no-martin-luther-king
Posted by: Oiao at April 19, 2008 8:02 PM
Obama linked to gun control efforts
Something the Bitter PA folks don't need to hear.
'But before he became a national political figure, he sat on the board of a Chicago-based foundation that doled out at least nine grants totaling nearly $2.7 million to groups that advocated the opposite positions.'
http://dyn.politico.com/printstory.cfm?uuid=66551746-3048-5C12-00921D2BE9528C54
Posted by: Oiao at April 19, 2008 8:06 PM
Looks like his facial skin is being pulled back. This guy should be lucky the police arrested him and not a "group of youths" who aren't as "tolerant" of homosexuals as the police are.
In other news, Zimbabwe voted!Over a month ago and Mugabe is still president. Not suprising even though his opponent basically won the election.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7357369.stm
Another interesting tidbit is a Chinese ship carrying tons of munitions on its way to Zimbabwe is being held by the South African government.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7354428.stm
Posted by: conservativeteen at April 20, 2008 7:40 AM
"His name might offer a clue: Dick Quest."
Yes, he is out there, before his time, riding on the foreskin of reporting behavior and technology.
But listen, we have to be nice to him. Just because he is flaming queer, hides behind his demented sexuality, prowls public areas at night, looking for another partner whose plumbing does not match, is no reason not to respect him.
I can't wait to catch his next report.
Posted by: Eneils Bailey at April 20, 2008 8:42 AM
His next in-deep(sorry, in-depth) report will be from Fort Dix, NJ.
Posted by: Eneils Bailey at April 20, 2008 8:45 AM
The more I hear about the conduct of some of the media types... the more I know why they only report on insanity. What a leftarded perv, and dumb to boot!
Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at April 20, 2008 9:04 AM
"Dick Quest".
Sometimes these stories just write themselves. LOL!
Posted by: Anonymous at April 20, 2008 10:25 AM
Hey, he stole the name I was planning to give to my daughter!
Posted by: Pussy Quest at April 20, 2008 2:44 PM
Alright, enough of the right wing fascist homophobe insults!
Don't you know the US constitution is outdated, having been written by straight white men who worshiped God? Just how suburbanite and boring can you be, ugh?! Don't you know the UN Charter of Human Rights (Oh how my leg tingles when I say that!) guarantees us the kind of freedom us Queers require to flourish in a hellhole-er-paradise like San Fran sicko-er-sisco?
I'll have you know that us enlightened UN worshiping Obamamaniacs would never stoop to such a level as to insult you as tight-assed white bread meat loaf scarfing gun toting church going mini van driving pieces of RepubliKKKan trash?
You simply don't know the thrill of being fully bathed in man gravy! Besides, it's my right under moonbat law!
Posted by: Dick Quest at April 20, 2008 5:06 PM
I wonder what Mary Cheney or Anderson Cooper would think of your hateful, bigoted rants on here. And you wonder why gays have laws protecting them - precisely b/c of people like you - you give rise to the very thing you rant against.
Don't you have something better to do than bash people - or I should say ENTIRE groups of people?
Trying to attribute the behavior of dick quest to all gays?
How about I attribute the behavior of some religious fundamentalists to all religious fundamentalists?
Better yet - get off the interenet and do something productive. Maybe you could help someone in need?
Posted by: Lee at April 20, 2008 5:43 PM
I wonder what Mary Cheney or Anderson Cooper would think of your hateful, bigoted rants on here. And you wonder why gays have laws protecting them - precisely b/c of people like you - you give rise to the very thing you rant against.
Don't you have something better to do than bash people - or I should say ENTIRE groups of people?
Trying to attribute the behavior of dick quest to all gays?
How about I attribute the behavior of some religious fundamentalists to all religious fundamentalists?
Better yet - get off the interenet and do something productive. Maybe you could help someone in need?
Posted by: Lee at April 20, 2008 5:44 PM
LOL! @ Dick Quest's post.
One question for you Dick,
Were you undercover for a CNN exclusive of some sort?
Posted by: Ludwig Van Beethoven at April 20, 2008 5:48 PM
Why yes, Ludwig, it was an exclusive on Tricky Dick's last visit to Fort Dix. We understand that he went through the rear entrance and fired a few live rounds from a very large gun.
Oh and Lee, you puny half baked weakling of a queer, if you don't act like me, you're not a real homo.
Posted by: Dick Quest at April 20, 2008 6:24 PM
Yeah, what Lee said!
Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at April 20, 2008 9:58 PM
and you, faux serial killer, are a repressed homo.
Posted by: Dick Quest at April 20, 2008 10:08 PM
"having been written by straight white men who worshiped God?"
actually most of the authors of the constitution were men of enlightenment who did not worship god.
Posted by: Anonymous at April 21, 2008 12:12 AM
Go back to school you illiterate anonymous ignoramus. You actually believe the BS that university professors spoon feed you? You realize that your puerile assertion is merely Marxist reactionary history?
When you get out of your mother's basement come down to the Humong Schlong ( a gay bar in case you were wondering )and I will personally show you what the world can offer. See that pencil on the floor?
Posted by: Dick Quest at April 21, 2008 6:26 AM

