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April 25, 2008
Elizabeth Hasselbeck: Another Typical White Person
When Elizabeth Hasselbeck, the token Homo sapien on ABC's freak show The View, pointed out the obvious fact that women are voting for Shrillary because she's allegedly a woman, and blacks for Barack O'Bigot because he's part black, the esteemed philosopher Whoopi Goldberg quickly put her in her place by condemning her point of view as "a very white way to look at it."
No doubt rejecting Whoopi's wisdom would make you a "typical white person" — i.e., a racist.
The slack-jawed Valium-gobblers who get their opinions from this show cast votes that count as much as yours.
On a tip from Cheetah.
Posted by Van Helsing at April 25, 2008 11:17 AM
Comments
So, only white people notice when identity politics come into play?
Posted by: mandy at April 25, 2008 11:45 AM
votes that count as much as yours
Not if we can convince them that election day is November 8 this year they don't!
Posted by: Ed Flinn at April 25, 2008 12:02 PM
You white people aren't considering voting for any white peolple are you?
Posted by: Who's yer Army Dad? at April 25, 2008 1:03 PM
I urge the AMERICAN PEOPLE to unite and, regardless of race, vote for the WHITEST MAN they can find.
That's the WAY WE DO IT in America.
I'm twice as white as McCain, and twice the man as Hillary.
WRITE IN QUAYLE '08 -- SAME AS IT EVER WAS
Posted by: Dan Quayle at April 25, 2008 1:07 PM
Thank you Van, it was mighty WHITE of you to post this!
Posted by: KHarn at April 25, 2008 1:08 PM
Mr Quayle, you hit the nail on the head.
These people on this blog are the MEANEST people in the world.
They have dared to stand up and question my questionable beliefs and my questionable associations instead of trusting in my HOPE that we can CHANGE the future.
I encourage all of you kooky, gun-hugging, Bible-thumping, proles to put aside the silly notionS that blacks can be racists and that character matters and vote for a candidate that can actually CHANGE everything you value in this nation.
VOTE OBAMA '08 -- BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT'S RIGHT FOR YOU
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 25, 2008 1:26 PM
Thank you for the endorsement, Mr. Obama.
WRITE IN QUAYLE '08 -- LOOKING FORWARD TO THE DEBATE
Posted by: Dan Quayle at April 25, 2008 1:35 PM
The View is a regular Algonquin Round Table, isn't it?
Posted by: bustoff at April 25, 2008 9:27 PM
I think I've happened into an episode of "When Liberal Trolls develop Split Personality Disorder"!!
It must be pretty lonely in Moonbatopia these days.
Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at April 26, 2008 5:16 AM
Who's the bigger troll? The troll or the troll trolling the troll?
Posted by: monsterforge at April 26, 2008 10:56 AM
I WAS NOT TROLLING. I just have a WIDE STANCE.
Posted by: Larry Craig at April 28, 2008 6:13 PM
