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That's ok. Maybe everyone will take the time to relax and enjoy life, instead of driving themselves nuts all day and night with all the problems in the world ;)

Van, we really appreciate the effort, time and work you put into this site!

Thanks for what you do. Looking forward to more when you can get to it.

I love Moonbattery, the website, not the philosophy. Appreciate all your work.

I join in the salutary comments - although I'm sure the trolls on this site are responsible for a ten point rise in my blood pressure on occasion... Keep up the good work.

Yeah, it's tough when that stupid "real life" gets in the way.

Thanks for what you do give us, Van.

Appreciate all your work also.

(breaks into a sweat; shaking slightly) "Hey man, just give me a little post...one small post." (nervous twitch) "Come on, man, help me out....just one hat tip and I'll be OK" (shivering now) "C'mon man...I need some of your candy...Just one hit...maybe some global warming. One global warming post... No? OK, okay, man, you're busy, no I understand," (snorts and rubs nose with sleeve) "Hey, you got some Hildabeast, how bout some Hildabeast?...C'mon man, forget the global warming, I was just kiddin', just give me one little hit of Hildabeast and I'm gone. I swear! No, doooooon't leave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

You mean you actually work? Can't believe you are paid to sit around and post this kind of crap all day everyday. What did your boss finally catch on and restrict your internet access?

MEGA, that will help me through the dry spell!

I wish you well, old friend. And upon your return, do hope you have time to consider this posting about elite prep school students rise against left-wing PC brainwashing.

Van's Boss: Hey van get up here we need you to go clean aisle 6. Someone broke a a bottle of Absolut Vodka.

Van: No...I don't touch that stuff. have you seen their latest ad campaign?

Van's boss: Oh Jesus, here we go again...look I pay you to mop up not rant incomprehensibly about psuedo-politics.

Van: You took the Lord's name in vain! Please don't do that around me.

VB: Oh come on Van. Look we've got a mess here so could you, for once, do what I pay you to?

Van: Are there any blacks, gays, muslims, mexicans,environmentalists, vegetarians,idealists,communists, arabs, French people, Europeans, ACLU members, Peace Corps volunteers, people who simply like to conserve, women, democrats, or liberals in the shop. you know I only come out when there are Americans around. I'm scared of everybody else.

VB: I can assure you that there are only Americans in the shop!

Van: No, anyone who thinks to the left of Charlton Heston, god rest his soul, is not a real American.

VB: Ok van, whatever, no more internet access for you. When you are willing to put in an honest days work, then I'll let you play with the computer again.

(Van sulks back to his basement filled with dry goods, canned food, weapons, ammunition, Bibles and porn supply.)

Van: AWWWW.....alright well you know where you can find me when the store is empty of communist, terrorist filth. And to think, all the good "tips" I'm missing out on. BWAABWAAABWAAAAAA!

I'll be here for you, waiting till you get back!

I'm sure Van will sleep better knowing that! LOL!!!