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April 4, 2008
Absolut Moonbattery
Absolut vodka has established its moonbat credentials by publicly advocating the "reconquista" of the Southwestern USA by Mexico:

They may get their way. Mexico is waging a demographic war against America, which it has been winning with the help of our quisling bureaucrats.
The good news is that you don't ever have to drink their overpriced vodka.
Via Michelle Malkin, on tips from Hope Angel and Byron.
Posted by Van Helsing at April 4, 2008 7:43 AM
Comments
Wait....we could end up with an America without California?
I'm thinking there's a win-win in here someplace.
Posted by: mega at April 4, 2008 8:24 AM
There are alot of radical Mexicans who want to make this happen. Could this turn into something similar to the Palestine/Israel situation? Hope not, but you never know 10-20-30 years down the line.
http://www.illegalaliens.us/aztlan.htm
58% of Mexicans want this to happen (at least back in 2002)
"A 'Hispanic Homeland' could be written off as the work of extremists were it not for wide-spread support by Mexicans. A June 2002 Zogby poll of Mexicans found that a substantial majority of Mexican citizens believe that southwestern America is rightfully the territory of Mexico and that Mexicans do not need the permission of the U.S. to enter. The poll found that 58 percent of Mexicans agree with the statement, "The territory of the United States' southwest rightfully belongs to Mexico." Zogby said 28 percent disagreed, while another 14 percent said they weren't sure."
Posted by: Anonymous at April 4, 2008 8:55 AM
Why in the hell don't they want Washington? Oh wait, we'll need to have a place for all the moonbats to live. Start to build the wall around Washington now.
Posted by: Tom at April 4, 2008 9:16 AM
Wow, that is a lot of data I haven't seen Anon. I think there are more than a few Texans who would beg to differ with them. (Maybe a few Appache and Commanche too!). Very interesting though.
Well, mark Absolut Vodka off the "must have" in the bar items. Seagram's Vodka is better anyway! WhodaThunkIt... a company that has made money hand over fist from "free countries" would play up to 3rd world countries and Islamic extremists (who's religion will not even allow alcohal to touch their skin!!!).
Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at April 4, 2008 9:57 AM
I say we give 'em back California. Let them deal with the leftards there and see how they like it.
Posted by: Brooklyn Red Leg at April 4, 2008 11:41 AM
The U.S. won this terrtitory in a war with Mexico and has controlled it for 160 years. The Mexicans only had it for 27 years, after they won it in a war with the Spainards. Spain took it from the Aztecs, who took it from various other Indian tribes who had spent centuries taking it from one another. If they want it back they're just going to have to win a war like everyone else did.
Posted by: Beef at April 4, 2008 12:48 PM
"Beef at April 4, 2008 12:48 PM"
AND the United States PAID Mexico a couple of million dollars in SILVER for the southwest. How much did Mexico pay SPAIN for Mexico? Nothing? Well, how much did Spain pay the Aztecs for it? Zero? Uh, how much did the Aztecs pay the Toltecs, Olmec, ect. for the land? Bupkis?
Hmmm...... I'm seeing a pattern here.
Posted by: KHarn at April 4, 2008 2:19 PM
It's the Palestinian strategy. Just keep saying you own someone else's land based on some historic claim, and a few generations later the self-loathers who actually live there, along with the "world community", will start to think maybe you have a legitimate point. Jackpot! Free land and wealth, even if you lost it already in a war. And you don't even have to fight for it, just blow shit up and kill people until the other side concludes on its own that you were right all along. That is what we are looking at in the American Southwest in 10 years.
Posted by: mega at April 4, 2008 3:20 PM
Lol, what the hell would Mexico have done with that land anyway? Screw it up, of course, like they've done with the rest of their nation.
How can a Mexican wake up, look himself in the mirror, and say: "We've done a great job here. I only wish we had some more territory so that we could bestow upon it the wonders of our efficient and advanced civilization".
Mexico is a joke and it always was. It was soundly defeated by the USA in the Mexican-American war (after being defeated by a handful of disorganized settlers in Texas and California) because it is incompetant, backwards, corrupt and degenerate. The only saving grace for Mexicans is that as they come to the USA, at least some of them become Americanized enough to become reliable, functioning citizens.
The problem is if too many of them come here at once, they overwhelm Americanization and instead will turn the USA into a backwards, corrupt, disorganized shithole just like their homeland.
Posted by: TLA at April 4, 2008 3:53 PM
Lol, what the hell would Mexico have done with that land anyway? Screw it up, of course, like they've done with the rest of their nation.
How can a Mexican wake up, look himself in the mirror, and say: "We've done a great job here. I only wish we had some more territory so that we could bestow upon it the wonders of our efficient and advanced civilization".
Mexico is a joke and it always was. It was soundly defeated by the USA in the Mexican-American war (after being defeated by a handful of disorganized settlers in Texas and California) because it is incompetant, backwards, corrupt and degenerate. The only saving grace for Mexicans is that as they come to the USA, at least some of them become Americanized enough to become reliable, functioning citizens.
The problem is if too many of them come here at once, they overwhelm Americanization and instead will turn the USA into a backwards, corrupt, disorganized shithole just like their homeland.
Posted by: TLA at April 4, 2008 3:53 PM
A handful of pissed-off Texans whipped their sorry asses once - we can damned sure do it again.
Posted by: Jimbo at April 4, 2008 6:04 PM
Via Malkin, an email from an Absolutly annoyed customer:
Absolut -
I run a bar in Pt. Richmond, California - where the Kaiser Liberty Ships were built during WWII. After seeing your ad Campaign where you show a western map of the United States in which California is part of Mexico again, I’ve decided to do the following…
1) Never carry Absolut. Ever.
2) Lower the price of Ketel One vodka to $2 a shot indefinitely to build loyalty.
3) Print a copy of your ad and put it above the Ketel One drink special.
4) Tell all my friends and family what Absolut thinks of the United States of America and our right to enforce border laws.
I am on the front line of illegal immigration and its effects. Where are you? Oh yes, Sweden.
Good riddance.
Posted by: BURNING HOT at April 4, 2008 6:24 PM
Lol, what the hell would Mexico have done with that land anyway? Screw it up, of course, like they've done with the rest of their nation.
How can a Mexican wake up, look himself in the mirror, and say: "We've done a great job here. I only wish we had some more territory so that we could bestow upon it the wonders of our efficient and advanced civilization".
Mexico is a joke and it always was. It was soundly defeated by the USA in the Mexican-American war (after being defeated by a handful of disorganized settlers in Texas and California) because it is incompetant, backwards, corrupt and degenerate. The only saving grace for Mexicans is that as they come to the USA, at least some of them become Americanized enough to become reliable, functioning citizens.
The problem is if too many of them come here at once, they overwhelm Americanization and instead will turn the USA into a backwards, corrupt, disorganized shithole just like their homeland.
Posted by: TLA at April 4, 2008 6:32 PM
Well, I'm outraged! I have embarked upon a campaign to rid my home of this vile product as quickly as possible! I'll be OK as long as I don't run out of tonic and lime...
Seriously, though, don't the idiots who created their ad campaign realize that people outside their demographic target will see this stuff?
Posted by: PabloD at April 4, 2008 7:22 PM
Next the Irish will invade and we will have a non Federal holiday in March to celebrate. You know we will be conquered when they die are vital strategic Chicago river an unnatural green to show their solidarity. We will sit passive and wave Irish flags, even the blacks will be Irish.
Calm down, it is a stupid ad. There are a lot of loyal legal US citizens of Mexican ancestry. And most are the most religious family type people that are just as disgusted by our joke of enforcing the immigration laws.
Posted by: Mr. Parker at April 4, 2008 9:27 PM
I mean dye the river the river green.
Posted by: Mr. Parker at April 4, 2008 9:29 PM
Sure, boycot the stuff, but don't call it vile. Absolut is a very good vodka.
That said I'm buying Svensk from now on. It's got a better flavour to it, plus they do a vanilla flavoured one.
Posted by: Archonix at April 5, 2008 6:59 AM
PARKER
The Irish helped BUILD this country. thousands came here (Including my ancesstors) BEFORE there was a United States to escape British tyrany. St. Patrick's Day began in New York colony because it was BANNED in Ireland in an attempt to OBLITERATE the Irish culture. Here's something for you to think about:
Wearin Of The Green
O Paddy dear, and did ye hear the news that's goin' round?
The shamrock is by law forbid to grow on Irish ground!
No more Saint Patrick's Day we'll keep, his color can't be seen
For there's a cruel law ag'in the Wearin' o' the Green."
I met with Napper Tandy, and he took me by the hand
And he said, "How's poor old Ireland, and how does she stand?"
"She's the most distressful country that ever yet was seen
For they're hanging men and women there for the Wearin' o' the Green."
"So if the color we must wear be England's cruel red
Let it remind us of the blood that Irishmen have shed
And pull the shamrock from your hat, and throw it on the sod
But never fear, 'twill take root there, though underfoot 'tis trod.
When laws can stop the blades of grass from growin' as they grow
And when the leaves in summer-time their color dare not show
Then I will change the color too I wear in my caubeen
But till that day, please God, I'll stick to the Wearin' o' the Green.
Don't you try to tell me that you were joking, because it's NOT FUNNY.
Posted by: KHarn at April 5, 2008 7:34 AM
A handful of pissed-off Texans whipped their sorry asses once - we can damned sure do it again.
Posted by: Jimbo at April 4, 2008 6:04 PM
You got that right Jimbo!!!
KHarn, many brave Irish served on both sides in the Civil War and some got "off the boat" and were proud to fight for this country and earn the freedom it represented. That is the difference you know, they used to come with the idea that they wanted to do something for their new country. Nowadays, many immigrants come with thier hand out and bitching that we won't do enough for them! (My Irish ancestor came from Coleraine N. Ireland in 1718.)
Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at April 5, 2008 9:12 AM
"(My Irish ancestor came from Coleraine N. Ireland in 1718.)"
Mine (O'Hearn) came from Cork to Savanna, Georgia in 1750, so you have us beat!
Posted by: KHarn at April 5, 2008 12:25 PM
thousands came here (Including my ancesstors) BEFORE there was a United States to escape British tyrany.
OK. What's their reason now?
Posted by: avalon at April 5, 2008 3:13 PM
KHarn, the vast majority of the Irish came during the potato famine. They were coming here only for economic reasons. Save your BS for someone else you ignorant moran.
Posted by: Mr. Parker at April 5, 2008 7:22 PM
hee hee... moran
Posted by: monsterforge at April 5, 2008 10:17 PM
PARKER
Rhere are times when I like you, but then there are the times (Like now) where you come on like an obnoxious jerk. It's not bullspit, it's HISTORY!
Posted by: KHarn at April 6, 2008 1:25 PM
To Hell with that crap imported vodka. Buy American vodka - buy Rehorst Premium Milwaukee Vodka brewed in the American Heartland - Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
USA, USA, USA!!!
Posted by: Steve at April 6, 2008 10:30 PM

