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March 20, 2008
The Return of Jesse MacBeth
Phony soldier Jesse MacBeth is back, still wallowing in theatrical self-pity as he employs his vivid imagination to explain why he couldn't even get through basic training, despite earlier claims that he had served in Iraq, witnessing all manner of macabre American atrocities.
Lowlights from an illiterate gush of lurid absurdity from someone claiming to be MacBeth:
well, iam fresh out of prison, and i see the world is still discussion me mostly bashing me, for the things that i have said i deserve it. but i know alot of you have been wanting to know the truth have been wanting to know why i did and said the things i did. first off let me say i had no ideah it would get this big i had no ideah it would become internation and that was not my intention. i simply wanted to get back at the army for the way they treated me in basic training. […] iam muslim and have been most of my life. […] during the secound one of my drill dgt (ds martin) appraoched me in the training bay in front of all the other iet soldiers in my platoon took the quran off my bunk spit in it and threw it across the room yelling "muslims dont belong in my army" and madde me crawl in his words" like the muslim dog i was" to get my holy book. […] he a and a couple of other iet soldiers beat me badly strip my cloths from me and tied me to the poll naked in the training bay. for the next 2 days i was tied there naked. pages of my quran were ripped out and shoved down my throat. bacon was shoved down my thrat. cold water was dumped on me. i was called hajji, sand 'n-word', and several other slurs. i was repeatedly punched kicked and spit on while i was tied i did not sleep for the days i was tied to the poll and i had to urniated on myself. i had open wounds and cuts on my face and all over mybody the only nourishment i got were the words of allah. that was enough to get me through it.
The lies he fed his eagerly believing fellow peace activists regarding American misdeeds in Iraq were supposedly his revenge for this ill treatment.
How sad that anyone would aspire to be John Kerry. Sadder still, he fails miserably.
Hat tip: Ace of Spades HQ, on a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at March 20, 2008 9:29 AM
Comments
Someone please slip him and Cindy some Jim Jones cool-aid.
Posted by: Oiao at March 20, 2008 9:38 AM
In related news, Code Pink spawns a copy-cat.
Posted by: V the K at March 20, 2008 9:46 AM
Poor baby, bless his little heart. Mean ol soldiers picking on him.
There are two ways people deal with encountering adversity; one type fails on their ass and cries the other tries to push their way through it. Those that fall on their ass and cry are useless wastes of otherwise good chemicals and are using air, water and food that could be put to more productive uses.
Posted by: IOpian at March 20, 2008 9:50 AM
The rest of that thread is amazing - I know Above Top Secret message board are filled with nutcases who believe space aliens are running the planet but geesh, what a bunch of crack pots! (there are a few there who see thru the nonsense but not many)
Posted by: Anonymous at March 20, 2008 9:55 AM
Latest offering from Law & Order at the Nothing But Crap Network: Portraying Christians as intolerant haters who stone people to death: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkGDUz_LXAw
Posted by: Refuter of Liberal Vermin at March 20, 2008 10:55 AM
He must round 2 of Gee I'm Stupid
Posted by: GM Cassel AMH1(AW) USN RET at March 20, 2008 11:10 AM
He must want round 2 of Gee I'm Stupid.
Posted by: GM Cassel AMH1(AW) USN RET at March 20, 2008 11:10 AM
What an illiterate moron. After his previous upchucking of over-the-top lies, we're supposed to believe this new set of outlandish claims?
Did you ever notice how these fake soldiers usually look the part? Like many of the IVAW members, they look, talk, dress, and act like, well ... pussies!
Posted by: Anonymous at March 20, 2008 11:30 AM
Law & Order portraying Christians negatively? Im stunned !!!
Nothing beats JERICHO (Season 2) for the ultimate in Moonbattery (Season 1 was actually pretty good - Gerald McRaney helped keep Moonbattery to a minimum but they killed him off!)
This week on JERICHO fans were treated to marching columns of US soldiers taking over their quiet Kansas town, turning off their power and water, turning a local farm into Gitmo and making quips about Global Warming. Thank God this train wreck is finally ending. Jericho Season 2 is the finest example of all out Moonbattery that Ive seen in ages. I mean when you turn Kansas into Occupied Iraq what could beat that? Im suprised Al Gore hasnt shown up and told them all to start producing biofuel from their corn crop while the people starve.
Posted by: Anonymous at March 20, 2008 11:49 AM
"they look, talk, dress, and act like, well ... pussies!"
That is true enough Anon, but... also there is NO "devine light shining through those eyes", and ole Jesse MacMoron looks like "somebody is knocking, but nobody is home"!!! Only a moonbat traitortard would "try again" after being caught lying out his butt the first time. What a worthless assclown!!!
Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at March 20, 2008 12:05 PM
And even sadder, there will be simple minds who will feast on this and suck it dry.
Posted by: Dwaine at March 20, 2008 12:16 PM
Jesse went to public school. Can you tell?
Posted by: phil at March 20, 2008 12:58 PM
I saw that Law and Order clip, and it took all my strength to keep from puking. I feel like I need a shower just as a result of watching 5 minutes of such a disgusting pile of hate- mongering garbage.
Yet another propaganda piece kissing the collective butts of Muslims while portraying Christians as horrible, deranged monsters.
I can't believe Sean Astin (Who played the ultra- cliched psycho preacher in it) would agree to appear in such an awful, bigoted episode, or degrade himself and his career by taking on such an unorginal, stereotypical, and poorly written role.
I'd have expected better from him, though it's par for the course for the libtards running NBC.
Posted by: Adam at March 20, 2008 3:16 PM
Now back to the real agenda of India and China trying to beat the EU and USA down over fictious Man Made Global Warming, and of course, huge economic restrictions to the EU and USA, because we are already developed.
Out of India.....
'08 may be among top 10 warmest years
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/2008_among_top_10_warmest_years/rssarticleshow/2885765.cms
Posted by: Oiao at March 20, 2008 3:22 PM
Golly Gomer! MacBeth has already been proved to be a liar. Now just why should anyone believe his current tale?
Posted by: Katablog at March 20, 2008 3:34 PM
I'd like to buy MacBeth's platoon a drink.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 20, 2008 4:59 PM
How sad that anyone would aspire to be John Kerry. Sadder still, he fails miserably.
Oh, I don't know, V.H.. Methinks Jesse has every bit as much credibility and intelligence as John Kerry.
Posted by: Nigel at March 20, 2008 5:34 PM
The guy is freaky looking and freaky thinking.
By his frame of thought (I use the term loosely): If I were to go out and join a band of American lesbians and got booted because I wasn't lesbian enough, I would have a license to hate America.
Moonbattery at it's best (or worst). He got booted because he's a pussy and so would endanger those around him because he's unable to perform his duties.
Posted by: Jimbo at March 20, 2008 8:01 PM
I just got it - he looks like a giraffe.
Posted by: Jimbo at March 20, 2008 8:07 PM
Hmmph. The true patriots, they throw under the bus.
Posted by: hashfanatic at March 21, 2008 12:42 AM
Now just why should anyone believe his current tale?
Truth to a lefty is any story that validates his worldview. If you claimed you saw Dick Cheney throwing babies into a wood-chipper, half the left would believe you and the other would at least think it was possible... because it fits in with their hate.
Posted by: V the K at March 21, 2008 6:18 AM
Just like when a truely decent man like Tony Snow, bravely battling cancer, seems to bring out "the best in tactless, nasty comments" on the Huff Po Sewage Blog. Wishing him not only to die, but to suffer in pain and other uncivilized, moronic comments! THIS ignorant, uncivilized mindset is exactly why I am no longer part of the DNC or any of the psychotic, hatemongering ilk that has taken it over. I can't believe our country has produced this kind of trash in large numbers.
Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at March 21, 2008 8:29 AM
"Tony Snow, bravely battling cancer"
Tony has cancer? That sucks. I don't have the chance to listen to his stuff much, But I do know he's an outstanding American.
Good thing Jesse never went to any of my schools. All my english teachers would've given him a massive "FAILED" on his essays and papers.
Posted by: conservativeteen at March 21, 2008 11:12 AM
True patriots??
Good one, hash! You've got an amazingly dry sense of humor!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 21, 2008 11:43 AM
Tony has cancer?
Posted by: conservativeteen at March 21, 2008 11:12 AM
That was why he resigned from the WH Press Sec job. I saw him interviewed about that time and he was just a "stand up guy". Anyway, I pray he becomes a major survivor for many, many years.
Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at March 21, 2008 2:53 PM
