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March 20, 2008
Shrillary Was in the White House While Bill Trysted with Monica
According to newly released records, it appears Hillary Clinton was in the White House as her husband stained Monica Lewinsky's infamous blue dress with his carbon emissions while he was supposed to be running the country. Imagine how the furniture would have flown had she happened to walk into the Oval Office as Bill emerged from the adjoining bathroom, escorting an intern half his age with telltale goop on her dress.
The records also show that Shrillary had 25 "private meetings" of her own right before Slick Willie's pardon spree, including two with Denise Rich, wife of fugitive criminal Marc Rich, whom her better half pardoned for tax evasion.
Americans value entertainment, but hopefully not enough to want the Executive Branch to revert to a cross between a porno movie, a tasteless sitcom, and the Sopranos.
Posted by Van Helsing at March 20, 2008 8:35 AM
Comments
Hellary didn't give a hoot. She's a carpetmuncher. I dated her chauffeur who had to daily take her to the girlfriend's apartment for uh....whatever.
Her only reason for protecting old pasty thighs Cigar Boy was to keep afloat for the 08' run.
Posted by: anoninOK at March 20, 2008 8:53 AM
That's what I always thought, especially when she did it "after" her declaration during Bill's election... "I'm not a Stand by Your Man" kinda woman"!!! There can only be one reason to forget about your own dignity and stay with a pig like that... you believe the pig can help you get Power!!!
Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at March 20, 2008 2:48 PM
Finally! ABC News has a scoop! They are the first news agency to actually be able to verify that "experience" Shillary has been talking about on the campaign trail.
Every other presidential experience Shillary has claimed to have been involved in has turned out to be a lie and now ABC can finally verify her presidential experience - ability to secretly negotiate pardons and gather contributions for the Presidential library at the same time.
Posted by: katablog at March 20, 2008 3:45 PM
Great. We finally have actual proof of Hillary's presidential experience. Everything else she claimed to be involved in as turned out to be a lie, but now ABC News has provided us with positive truth that Hillary can negotiate presidential pardons while getting contributions for a presidential library. Multi tasking. Now that's presidential experience!
Posted by: katablog at March 20, 2008 3:49 PM
Great pic! Although, I think Hillary's arms are actually a little hairier!
Posted by: proof at March 20, 2008 4:08 PM
LOL proof. Good one.
I'll betcha if this bitch gets in, within a year Bill will be OUT and the First Lesbian will be in.
I'll bet it's Cindy Sheehan.
Posted by: rosie at March 20, 2008 6:18 PM
Who cares?
Posted by: hashfanatic at March 21, 2008 12:45 AM
