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March 31, 2008
Selective Lessons
Being a moonbat means learning only the lessons you want to learn. For example, a gunman pushed his way into the home of 77-year-old Illinois State Rep. Wyvetter Younge and stole her purse.
Being a Democrat, Younge drew the following conclusions from her experience:
This robbery and what's happening to this community is the result of a lack of a supportive system for our youth. We need jobs. This happened in broad daylight at noon. We need a mental health support system. This is further evidence of that.
As a result of the robbery, Younge is out $7. As a result of the kind of legislation she is likely to promote to make the system more supportive, taxpayers will be out $millions.
See if you can pick which one is more likely to rob you blind:
On a tip from Lyle.
Posted by Van Helsing at March 31, 2008 8:06 PM
Comments
The "mental health support system" that is needed are institutions for her and liberals who "think" like her.
Posted by: Jimbo at March 31, 2008 8:17 PM
Yeah, if the kid needs a job, he should go to Mexico.
At least she didn't propose gun control like in this very funny comic.
Regulate *THIS* militia, Wyvetter!
Posted by: Who's yer Army Dad? at March 31, 2008 8:55 PM
It's been said a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.
Someone needs to mug this stupid b*tch again.
Posted by: V the K at April 1, 2008 2:59 AM
Three soundtracks for a home being invaded:
Liberal:
"Gee, it's a good thing that there are no firearms on the premises, someone might get hurt"..."I understand, it's your low self esteem that's making you do this"..."That's heavy, here let me help you out to the getaway car with it"...
"Your going to do what to my wife?"...
Conservative:
BANG!
Texan:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!
Posted by: BigTex at April 1, 2008 4:33 AM
Blog ate two of the lines.
Last one should be:
Texan:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!
...Sound of clip being ejected
...sound of new clip being inserted
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!
Posted by: BigTex at April 1, 2008 4:41 AM
Ever wonder why some criminals kill somebody over $50? Prolly because they mugged a libtard who insisted trying to get at the root of the criminals' deep-seated problem caused by society.
"Oh just shut the eff up!" BANG!
Posted by: Corona at April 1, 2008 5:53 AM
Actually, it goes:
Liberal:
"Gee, it's a good thing that there are no firearms on the premises, someone might get hurt"..."I understand, it's your low self esteem that's making you do this"..."That's heavy, here let me help you out to the getaway car with it"...
"Your going to do what to my wife?"...
Conservative:
BANG!
Texan:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!
Click Click
Reload
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!
Texans Daughter:
"Nice grouping, daddy. Are those the Winchester silver tips?"
Posted by: V the K at April 1, 2008 7:45 AM
In Britain, a Labour MP doesn't even feel safe to walk the streets of her own district without a kevlar vest. Perhaps, she fears running up against some poor, down-trodden, misunderstood soul who hasn't used up his 79 strikes yet.
Posted by: V the K at April 1, 2008 9:13 AM
As a result of the robbery, Younge is out $7.
and probably a high end hand bag, (so she'll say) that will be replaced via tax dollars if possible, with a Coach, Stone Mountain, or some such thing.
Man, this lady will probably end up dead, because she obviously doesn't get it. Most robbers or intruders are up to no good and need to see the "sniper standard" demonstrated. One Shot, One Kill. There have been way too many ladies her age end up dead for cheap trinkets and less than $7 !!!!
Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at April 1, 2008 10:15 AM
It has been documented that people have been beaten up and even KILLED because they DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH money to satisfy a robber.
No Liberal will stop a deer or a rabbit if it trys to defend itself from a predator, so why do they deny HUMANS that basic, God-given right? Of course, someone may say "it's better to REASON with an attacker". OK, I'm all for reason and peace, but it's hard to talk peace when someone is beating the snot out of you with a baseball bat!
Posted by: KHarn at April 1, 2008 2:36 PM
"It's been said a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.
Someone needs to mug this stupid b*tch again."
That's mighty Christian of you V the Koward!
Posted by: hashfanaticFAN at April 2, 2008 1:05 AM
Douse the hash, FAN. V the K is just pointing out she failed to follow the natural path of conservatives who've traveled to the right via the conversion method.
V the K is no Koward. He's a kitten. With sharp claws.
Posted by: Lyle at April 2, 2008 2:10 AM
Looks like South Dakota needs a "shovel control" law passed.
Posted by: Lyle at April 2, 2008 4:03 AM
The only thing V the K is pointing out, aside from the already well-established fact that he is a vengeful, hate-fuelled person, is that a woman who he disagrees with is a "bitch" and deserves physical punishment. Others here suggest she should die for her opinions. Another suggests that she should take advantage of her "God given right" to kill.
Christianity at it's finest.
Oh, and V the K has proven himself to be a coward, and a weasel.
Posted by: hashfanaticFAN at April 2, 2008 10:50 AM
