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March 2, 2008

Marion Cotillard Shows What It Takes to Win an Oscar

For an up-and-coming actress, winning an Oscar is the key to Tinseltown. It can mean the difference between dwelling among royalty in $zillion mansions, and being forced to give up on stardom and do something constructive for a living. To win, a certain mentality is required. For example, few could say whether Marion Cotillard is good at acting, because hardly anyone saw the obscure French movie she got her Oscar for. But she certainly has a gift for spewing moonbattery.

Here she is explaining how she knows it was Americans, not Muslim terrorists, who destroyed the World Trade Center, killing thousands:

It was a money-sucker because they were finished, it seems to me, by 1973, and to re-cable all that, to bring up-to-date all the technology and everything, it was a lot more expensive, that work, than destroying them.

She also suggests we staged the 1969 moon landings. Unsurprisingly, Cotillard is an environmental activist who used to be a spokeswoman for Greenpeace.

Having been rewarded with an Oscar, she's all but guaranteed a life of lavish riches and worship by legions of bovine fools. But it's no biggie for Ms. Cotillard, who considers herself above "Anglo-Saxon ambition."

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What you get when you cross a moonbat with a mermaid.

On tips from Oiao, V the K and Wiggins.

Posted by Van Helsing at March 2, 2008 11:14 AM

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"... it's no biggie for Ms. Cotillard, who considers herself above "Anglo-Saxon ambition."

But she'll take that nasty American award, anyway.

Posted by: avalon at March 2, 2008 4:53 PM

According to FOX news, she admits she's catching plenty of flack for being stoopid.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 2, 2008 7:36 PM

The moon lands were obviously staged! The rocks we brought back were just green cheese the astronauts ate after all the pictures had been taken!

Back to reality, why can't they leave America if they hate it so much? Oh, a million answers to that question...

Posted by: conservativeteen at March 3, 2008 11:30 AM

Because there is money to be got here. Some handouts and some from Hollyweird. It draws Moonbattery like honey draws bees.

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at March 3, 2008 9:17 PM

Damn hash that dress must have cost your mommy a ton of money.

Posted by: Farmer Ted at March 6, 2008 7:30 AM