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March 31, 2008

Jamaal Turner Is Dating Again

Young women in search of a friendship that could develop into a relationship have the opportunity to "hit up" Jamaal Turner via the website Inmate-Connection.

Turner's very short relationship with first-grade teacher Bridget Kelly didn't turn out so well. They met when he broke into her home, kidnapped her, robbed her, raped her, beat her, shot her three times, and left her for dead. Her story is featured today on the show I Survived.

Her father, journalist Michael Kelly (not the Michael Kelly who died in Iraq), describes the climax of their date:

The rapist didn't want to look her in the eyes as he killed her, so he told her to turn around. From about five feet away, he fired a 9 mm bullet into her back, just left of her spine. The bullet missed her heart and exited below her left breast. She fell. He stood over her and fired again. The bullet entered her upper-left buttock, ripped through her colon and exited just above the pubic area. For good measure, he fired again, the third bullet slashing across her lower back and creasing the flesh of her right elbow.

Somehow she survived. Jamaal Turner shouldn't have.

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Dating again.

On a tip from Lyle.

Posted by Van Helsing at March 31, 2008 8:29 AM

Comments

He will probably join the Obama campaign and sing a rap tune for him.

Posted by: Anonymous at March 31, 2008 9:10 AM

Jamaal needs an ending like the ending in "Citizen X" (in case you haven't seen it (true story): the predator who has taken dozens of children's lives over several decades in the old Soviet Union, finally tracked down and captured by a relentless detective, is frog-walked in manacles into a sub-basement at his prison, into what could be a shower area with drains in the floor, told not to turn around, and "bam," gets his just rewards with one shot to the back of the head).

Yep, sounds like the absolutely perfect ending to the Jamaal story to me.

Posted by: jc14 at March 31, 2008 9:25 AM

Just shooting a typical white person..no big deal

Posted by: JamesB at March 31, 2008 9:49 AM

Why are his hand down there? Is he saying "I received so many blow jobs in prison that my package is all red and sore!"


Posted by: Anonymous at March 31, 2008 10:23 AM

In the words of Chris Rock " there are niggers and there are black people" Jamaal is surely a nigger! jc14-are you a nigger b/c you comment makes you sound like one.

Posted by: sdn at March 31, 2008 10:45 AM

Well, I must be a nigger, as well, because I agree with jc14, 100%.

Posted by: avalon at March 31, 2008 11:04 AM

Too bad she already had her date with "lethal injection" or Aileen Carol Wuornos would make the perfect "date" for this punk. In fact they would be pretty much equally matched.

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at March 31, 2008 11:43 AM

What if this was your Mother, Sister, wife, or any female that you cared for? What did the girl do to deserve that treatment?

sdn and jc14 you truly are one if you think it's "no big deal." Have either one of you thought about the joys of suicide? You should seriously think about killing yourself, instead of taking a life or laughing about someone almost losing their life.

Posted by: WTF at March 31, 2008 1:50 PM

Excuse me, its not sdn or jc14: but JamesB and Avalon

Posted by: WTF at March 31, 2008 1:52 PM

WTF, Actually, I'm agreeing with jc, whom you are agreeing with, as well. Read the posts. And I may be wrong, but I think JamesB is being sarcastic. You're familiar with sarcasm.

Posted by: avalon at March 31, 2008 2:31 PM

Yeah, I am familar with sarcasm: read my post you freakin' idiot. Joys of suicide is not sarcastic?

So, you know JamesB intention of the post? Thought not, so STFU!

Posted by: WTF at March 31, 2008 2:58 PM

HoosierArmyMom, According to Wikipedia, Aileen Carol Wuornos was quite some gal:

After her first death sentence Wuornos often said she wanted "it all to be over". In 2001 she announced that she would not issue any further appeals against her death sentence. She petitioned the Florida Supreme Court for the right to fire her legal counsel and stop all appeals, saying "I killed those men, robbed them as cold as ice. And I'd do it again, too. There's no chance in keeping me alive or anything, because I'd kill again. I have hate crawling through my system.... I am so sick of hearing this 'she's crazy' stuff. I've been evaluated so many times. I'm competent, sane, and I'm trying to tell the truth. I'm one who seriously hates human life and would kill again." Some argued that she was in no state for them to honor such a request.


Seems like she was more sane than the moonbats trying to keep her alive.

Posted by: Lyle at March 31, 2008 4:31 PM

So, you know JamesB intention of the post? Thought not, so STFU!

Charming.

Posted by: avalon at March 31, 2008 6:40 PM

you people are absolutely horrible

Posted by: tabitha at April 1, 2008 7:49 AM

"You people" meaning . . . which people, tabitha?

Posted by: Lyle at April 1, 2008 8:33 AM

Seems like she was more sane than the moonbats trying to keep her alive.

Posted by: Lyle at March 31, 2008 4:31 PM

It's funny, you can at least understand where this woman's rage toward humanity came from and why she was such a sociopath. She could think clearly enough to know her limitations, but it is like she was destine to end up the way she did.
I still think the families of the victims should have more input as to the price that needs to be paid in capitol murder.

Where I can understand where Wuornos's rage came from, I find it very hard to understand someone strapping on a bomb and then detonating it in a public place killing old folks, women and children. There is no making sense of that one.

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at April 1, 2008 10:40 AM

This is unbelievable. He should not be allowed to interact with anyone. I couldn't imagine the type of person who would befriend him anyway.

The point here is that he tried to kill a "person". It doesn't matter what color she is. Stupid, ignorant people always try to play the race card and get people to argue. It wouldn't have made a difference what the color of her skin is, it's the fact that he tortured her. I personally think he should have gotten the death penalty. Black or White.

Posted by: AH at April 1, 2008 10:52 AM

HoosierArmyMom....the ONLY sane one on the page! At least I know that there is still hope out there that right is right and wrong is wrong, that everyone is accountable for their actions and that not everyone is still stuck in the past of color. Cheers to you!!!

Posted by: JuStDoIT at April 4, 2008 6:51 PM

SORRY...I MEANT TO SAY AH!!!! LOOKED AT THE POSTS WRONG.

Posted by: JuStDoIT at April 4, 2008 6:52 PM

In a just world, Jamaal would be rotting in a shallow hole. Perhaps they could deposit his corpse beneath a tree, so that the minerals in his body could finally serve a useful purpose. Barring that, he should be too tired from breaking large rocks into small rocks to bother with "inmate connection" ads...

Posted by: PabloD at April 4, 2008 9:35 PM

I'm saddened by Bridget's story. What causes such hate and anguish in someone that they need to go to the extreme of attempting to murder someone? He could have worn a mask and been good with taking her money. He went as far as to kidnap her,rape her, then shoot her 3 times to ensure she was dead. Who knows what fate will befall Jamaal Turner? Only God knows.

Posted by: Booj at April 7, 2008 3:58 AM