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March 20, 2008
Global Warming Blamed for Flowers and Butterflies
Despite even the NOAA admitting that we just endured the coldest winter in 7 years, AP continues to report on the imaginary global warming crisis as though it were actually occurring, even insulting butterflies in the process:
WASHINGTON — The capital's famous cherry trees are primed to burst out in a perfect pink peak about the end of this month. Thirty years ago, the trees usually waited to bloom till around April 5.
In central California, the first of the field skipper sachem, a drab little butterfly, was fluttering about on March 12. Just 25 years ago, that creature predictably emerged there anywhere from mid-April to mid-May.
Some crisis: flowers and butterflies. What's causing it again?
Blame global warming.
Not just any global warming, but the "man-made" kind. How do we know? We don't, but power-hungry bureauweenies at the U.N. want you to believe, and that's good enough for the lemmings at AP.
On a tip from Adrian.
Posted by Van Helsing at March 20, 2008 6:47 AM
Comments
Have you also noticed that Easter and St. Patrick's Day are happening in the same week? When will this global warming madness stop?
Posted by: V the K at March 20, 2008 7:03 AM
Gee took them long enough to WAKE up to what we have said for YEARS.
Shining a light on hazards of fluorescent bulbs
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23694819/
Posted by: furballz at March 20, 2008 7:10 AM
Hilarity from the UK:
"Worryingly, nearly three-quarters can't even identify the Moon in the night sky"
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=122716&in_page_id=34
this fits right in with the brainwashing of the EU, if the kids can't identify things in the sky like the sun, then global warming must be happening by things on earth. you can picture it
2015:
Q: what heats up the earth in the morning?
A: Traffic me Mums and Dads sit in, spewing DANGEROUS C02 from cars.
Q: why does the earth cool at night?
A: cause me mums and dads are sleeping and not spewing DANGEROUS C02 from cars.
Q: whats a spotted dick?
A: Isn't that detective thats been seen??
as humanity spins down the drain....
Posted by: furballz at March 20, 2008 7:20 AM
I just ripped a massive FART and sometimes do it several times a week - on days that I eat beans? Whoa Nellie!! Maybe thats whats causing Global Warming?
Posted by: Anonymous at March 20, 2008 7:31 AM
An amusing article from William Briggs (cv) here.
Why would someone smart enough to do real statistical work work for a newspaper?
Well, they don't.
Posted by: OregonGuy at March 20, 2008 11:10 AM
Flowers and butterflies. LOL. What's next? "Global warming deemed responsible for kittens, experts on panel warn" ?
Posted by: mega at March 20, 2008 1:10 PM
"I just ripped a massive FART"
Posted by: Anonymous at March 20, 2008 7:31 AM
Sometimes Anon, a fart is just a fart, and TMI is just TMI.
Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at March 20, 2008 1:11 PM
This is the most brainless, least compassionate and suicidal column I have ever read.
There is more to 'Global Warming' than CO2 emissions and deforestation although these add to humanities inability to address the true causes. You will not hear about the true causes because they are an even greater damnation of the society you evidently love so much. Oh, and also because you're about 50 points short of a brain that could fathom it. It's people like you that we (scientists) have been told not to panic.
Posted by: Amon Ra at March 25, 2008 2:15 AM
