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March 10, 2008
Environazis Push to List Flourishing Polar Bears as Endangered Species
Bent on the destruction of modern civilization, environmental totalitarians are exploiting our deranged courts in an attempt to force the Bush Administration to list polar bears as an endangered species.
Polar bear numbers have been on the rise, just as world temperatures have been heading in the opposite direction. Yet according to moonbat ideology, global warming is about to make polar bears extinct.
If their suit is successful, driving your car, running your lawnmower, or even breathing would make you guilty of oppressing endangered polar bears, regardless of where you live.
The implications are amazing. If envirofascists take this farce as far as they clearly would like to, the end of civilization will come not from plague, from nuclear war, from a giant meteorite, or even from something as believable as invading aliens, but from a lunatic overreaction to a nonexistent threat to man-eating beasts inhabiting a godforsaken wasteland at the far end of the world.
On tips from Kevin and Oiao.
Posted by Van Helsing at March 10, 2008 8:32 PM
Comments
The Netherlands will again be showing the world how enlightened they are by legalizing public sex in an Amsterdam park.
VH, maybe you could use this picture again if you write about it.
Posted by: Panday at March 11, 2008 4:22 AM
Polar Bears are one of the most vicous animals on the planet.
I think we can make it without their contributions. Sharks on the other hand taste pretty good.
Posted by: UCA at March 11, 2008 9:21 AM
I don't know UCA, great whites are damn badass when they get a seal in their sights. Geez can I say great white anymore?
Posted by: Farmer Ted at March 11, 2008 9:43 AM
This just in: The animal formerly known as the "Great White Shark" has been reassigned the name "Slightly Larger Shark" so as not to offend anyone or to make other sharks of smaller sizes upset.
Posted by: monsterforge at March 11, 2008 1:49 PM
Monsterforge,
Laughing my ass off!!
Posted by: Farmer Ted at March 11, 2008 5:13 PM
