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March 4, 2008

British MPs Demand Higher Taxes to "Decarbonize the Economy"

British MPs have declared that the Treasury has "demonstrated a lack of ambition and imagination" when it comes to exploiting the crumbling global warming hoax to squeeze more money out of taxpayers.

The preposterous eco-hypocrite Tim Yeo, chairman of the Commons Environmental Audit Committee, yelps about the "scale and urgency" of the nonexistent global warming crisis, which he alarmingly plans to address by using punitive taxation to "decarbonize the economy."

Carbon is the basic element of all life. A "decarbonized economy" would look like the Moon.

Resorting to brazen lies, Yo-Yo raves that "the science on climate change has continued to harden." Actually, the only thing hardening is the thickening arctic ice as temperatures ominously cool, in stark contrast to moonbats' bogus predictions.

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Yo-Yo emitting greenhouse gases.

On a tip from Matthew B.

Posted by Van Helsing at March 4, 2008 8:52 PM

Comments

Triggering an economic collapse is one way of "decarbonizing" an economy. Maybe some of our moonbats will move there to help them adjust to their new "green" lifestyle.

Posted by: on-the-rocks at March 4, 2008 9:10 PM

I have a way of "decarbonizing' this imbecile. Shove a Hamas grenade in his cake hole.

Posted by: Doug at March 4, 2008 10:57 PM

LOL@ Doug! Inspired idea!

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at March 5, 2008 4:45 AM

Please, no more lunatic left wingers over here. We have a bad enough time with the ones we've got!

Maybe the UK Government just wants to raise money to cover the costs of it's own staff and their aides. Like the disgraced adviser to Ken Livingstone, Lee Jasper who has allegedly channeled £100,000 of taxpayers’ money to projects run by a woman he bombarded with sexually charged e-mails.

Posted by: Essemess at March 5, 2008 7:21 AM

Yo said, "the science on climate change has continued to harden." Problem is, he left out one word at the end of that sentence.

'heads.'

Posted by: Mister Prickly at March 5, 2008 7:03 PM