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March 13, 2008

Brace Yourselves…

It turns out the next Rolling Stone cover will be still more awful than previously predicted. Via Ace of Spades HQ, on a tip from V the K:

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Nothing could be quite as spine-chilling as Shrillary making nice, like a rattlesnake crawling under your covers to cuddle. But however the primaries turn out, she'll have to mend her fences with B.O.

Posted by Van Helsing at March 13, 2008 9:46 AM

Comments

AGH!!! I'M BLIND!!!!

Posted by: monsterforge at March 13, 2008 10:01 AM

In the words of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman.

"I'm gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!"

The spawn of these two moonbats mating WOULD be the anti-christ.

Posted by: Conan in Iraq at March 13, 2008 10:15 AM

I just vomited a little bit in my mouth.

Posted by: Ed at March 13, 2008 10:17 AM

What has been seen, cannot be unseen.

Posted by: Dodger at March 13, 2008 10:42 AM

Wow, I didnt realize Hillary was so freaking hot! WOW!!

Posted by: Anonymous at March 13, 2008 10:48 AM

Hillary looks like Mr. Peepers from SNL.

Posted by: UCA at March 13, 2008 11:24 AM

AAAAGH! MY EYES!

Posted by: Adam at March 13, 2008 11:40 AM

Hashpotatoe will be with us in a little while. He's in the bathroom with the water running.

Posted by: Farmer Ted at March 13, 2008 12:16 PM

Now thats obscene!

Posted by: JamesB at March 13, 2008 12:50 PM

The goggles! They do nothing!

Posted by: Evil Otto at March 13, 2008 2:46 PM

SHOOT ME VAN! DAMN YOU, YOU WOULDN'T LET A DOG SUFFER THIS WAY!

Posted by: KHarn at March 13, 2008 2:54 PM


I think it's funny that we get to make stuff up on this site.

And if it's purient, so much the better!

WRITE IN QUAYLE '08 -- THE REAL TRUE CONSERVATIVE

Posted by: Dan Quayle at March 14, 2008 12:07 PM

Great Parody - SNL and Colburn would be proud!

Posted by: Oiao at March 14, 2008 12:49 PM