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March 9, 2008
Brace Yourself for Governor Newsom
To say that the Governator has been a disappointment would be putting it mildly, but California could do even worse:
San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom is considering a 2010 run for governor — a campaign that would embrace many of the same divisive causes he has championed as mayor, including same-sex marriage, universal health care and protections for illegal immigrants, The Chronicle has learned.
Newsom has been building up his name recognition by writing opinion pieces for the unhinged ultra-left fever swamp Daily Kos, by squawking loudly about the righteousness of homosexual "marriage," and by posing in public with Teamsters President Jimmy Hoffa Jr.
Under Newsom's guidance, San Francisco has degenerated into self-parody, calling for the 2004 election to be overturned, socializing medicine, killing JROTC, refusing to let the Marines film a recruiting commercial, and milking the global warming hoax for $millions in salaries for extraneous bureauweenies.
Newsom's mayoral accomplishments include:
- Indulged in an affair with the wife of his campaign manager;
- Issued licenses for homosexual "marriages" in direct violation of California law;
- Showed up drunk for the vigil of a mortally wounded police officer;
- Refused to cooperate with the federal government regarding security and immigration;
- Backed attacks on the Second Amendment;
- Restricted bottled water for being politically incorrect;
- Pushed official IDs for illegal aliens
- Fought for a discredited tidal power boondoggle that will cost the city a fortune.
His competition may include fellow flaming moonbats Jerry "Governor Moonbeam" Brown and fifth-columnist Antonio Villaraigosa. The Golden State's future looks anything but auriferous.

On a tip from Oiao.
Posted by Van Helsing at March 9, 2008 2:51 PM
Comments
Several facts seemed to have slipped in talking about Jerry Brown.
One is mentioned here--it was "Captain Moonbeam" when he was head goober.
Some where was mention of the house "Reagan built" for the Governor's residence.
I think friends of Reagan's built the house--I think that the Reagans lived in the old Govenor's Mansion which was unsafe and un-repairable. I'm not sure they ever lived in the new house. I'm not sure any governor ever did.
Captain Moonbeam refused to, preferring to live in his old Plymouth, if I have any of the facts straight.
Posted by: Larry Sheldon at March 9, 2008 5:21 PM
Speaking of California, how about big fines for using your own fireplace in the privacy of your own home? Well, actually, you *can* use your fireplace, as long as it's a day that the state of California has decided is OK for you to do it.
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-fireplace8mar08,0,4485269.story
Posted by: mega at March 9, 2008 5:39 PM
Can we get California to secede?
Posted by: V the K at March 9, 2008 6:07 PM
That item on the cover that says Ferry Schedules, should say Fairy Schedules.
Posted by: Anonymous at March 10, 2008 4:38 AM
Isn't that whats-it's-name in the leoatrd?
Posted by: Farmer Ted at March 10, 2008 1:14 PM
"Can we get California to secede?"
Maybe we can get Mexico to take California back in exchange for closing the border.
Posted by: KHarn at March 10, 2008 2:13 PM
"Can we get California to secede?"
"Maybe we can get Mexico to take California back in exchange for closing the border."
I like the way ya'll think! Outstanding idea!
Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at March 11, 2008 3:19 PM

