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February 18, 2008
Swedish Preschool Bans Polka Dots
A preschool in Sweden has pushed sanctimonious do-gooder totalitarianism to a new level of absurdity by banning clothes with stripes or polka dots because an employee gets headaches "when viewing multi-colored clothes."
Principal Maj Norberg piously declares:
It's a pity for the employee and as a result I've tried to create an appropriate work environment. The person in question has a right to be able to work.
No doubt if an employee claims to be allergic to hair, all the kids will have to shave their heads. The important thing is that the many sacrifice for the few, in homage to some defect. This is the essence of moonbat righteousness.
On a tip from Dave D.
Posted by Van Helsing at February 18, 2008 9:18 PM
Comments
No, no, no - It's gotta be a teeny-weeny YELLOW polka-dot bikini.
Besides that - she's younger than my daughter.
Surely you can find a picture of, say... Jamie Lee Curtis in a bikini? :-)
On Topic: In some schools, posessing peanut butter sandwiches will get you sent to the bighouse; a dinner knife in the lunch pail is the death penalty; a sketch/doodle of anything resembling anything that shoots or explodes means your parents go to jail with you.
It stands to reason that polka-dots were next.
Slap a silly liberal HARD today. You'll feel better.
Posted by: Jimbo at February 18, 2008 10:09 PM
Damn, I may have walked past her at some point during DragonCon this past year. Too bad she wasn't wearing that bikini when I did so....
Posted by: Brooklyn Red Leg at February 19, 2008 2:08 AM
No, no. no, its an ITSY BITSY teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini
Posted by: JamesB at February 19, 2008 7:16 AM
I do not believe someone gets headaches from multi colored clothes; I have massive migraines; whole dang family has migraines; flashing lights-yes; alcohol-yes; extreme cold-yes along with a few others but multi colored clothes; never heard of anyone getting headaches from that.
Posted by: maxnnr at February 19, 2008 8:20 AM
Liberals give me headaches, can those be banned? Please???
Posted by: Anonymous at February 19, 2008 9:44 AM
Besides that - she's younger than my daughter.
Jimbo, hate to tell you, homez, but if that's true your little girl is definitely growing up.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 19, 2008 11:21 AM
I get migraines, but they've been pretty rare and I've never been able to discover specific triggers. They just hit at random, the aura blinks on (flashing foggy blind spot) then after a short while I can barely see a danged thing. What the trigger is, no idea.
Posted by: Ian from the EUSSR at February 19, 2008 12:28 PM
Great googlymooglies that's one healthy woman!
Posted by: Farmer Ted at February 19, 2008 1:12 PM
Where's that Liberal who posted in favor of the 'cigarette license'? I want to hear what she has to say about this!
Posted by: KHarn at February 19, 2008 4:01 PM
