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February 28, 2008

Spanking Alleged to Cause Sexual Perversion

Isn't it remarkable how academic researchers and the large scientific societies — dominated by the sort of politically correct weenies who infest bureaucracies everywhere — are able to find whatever liberals would like found? Today's example:

An analysis of four studies by Murray Straus, co-director of the Family Research Laboratory at the University of New Hampshire-Durham, found that children who suffer physical punishment in the form of spanking, hitting or slapping are more likely to engage in risky sexual behavior as adults, it is reported by USA Today.
The study, presented Thursday to the American Psychological Association, suggests that spanked children also are more likely to be "physically or verbally coercing" to a sexual partner and engage in masochistic sex, including arousal by spanking, later in life.

This must explain why sexual perversion is so rare among moonbats, since they disapprove of spanking their kids.

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Looks like a lot of San Franciscans were spanked as children.

On tips from nanc and Wiggins.

Posted by Van Helsing at February 28, 2008 2:39 PM

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"The study... suggests that spanked children also are more likely to be "physically or verbally coercing" to a sexual partner and engage in masochistic sex, including arousal by spanking, later in life."

LOL Where DO they come up with this shit?!

Is it the "physically or verbally coercing" person (presumably the spanker) or the masochist (spankee?) who's supposed to have been abused, or both?

What's next, a study of adult spanking fans to determine the correlation to childhood abuse?

Hopefully, my tax dollars did not help fund this study.

Posted by: mega at February 28, 2008 2:56 PM

Spanking leads to sexual perversion?

That's funny. With me it worked exactly the opposite.

Posted by: Ed at February 28, 2008 3:08 PM

So this explains why I like Japanese monster movies... no... wait... I'm confused again.

Posted by: monsterforge at February 28, 2008 3:35 PM

Oh SPANK me!!! LOL!!! And my parents always said they didn't spank me enough! :-)

I'm with mega, I hope tax dollars didn't fund this boatload study.

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at February 28, 2008 3:38 PM

Why that's hogwash! I used to spank my son all the time, and he grew up to be a United States senator!

Posted by: Larry Craig's Mom at February 28, 2008 4:52 PM

I was going to quote that scene from Monty Python And The Holy Grail, but this is just too easy to mock.

Posted by: KHarn at February 28, 2008 5:34 PM

KHarn - good reference.

Do you think that thier study population (no doubt they used the best of scientific reasoning, such as the human caused global warming nuts), was severely limited to registered liberals - go with what you know and report on it.

Then get the most perverted Moonbat to peer review your work and slap you on the back on how correct you are, without any validity in the process.

Studies and Statistics are only as good as the $$ behind them in today's social science and earth sciences diciplines.

Posted by: Oiao at February 28, 2008 5:54 PM

I think Helsing already nailed that coffin shut with his words: This must explain why sexual perversion is so rare among moonbats, since they disapprove of spanking their kids.

Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at February 28, 2008 6:32 PM

Posted by: V the K at February 28, 2008 7:25 PM

V the K, don't let Bart know.

Posted by: Oiao at February 28, 2008 7:43 PM

Those are some funny responses. I think spanking should only be used on your wife, lol. Let her complain to a judge saying her behind was spanked for being a bad girl.

Posted by: Mr. Parker at February 28, 2008 7:55 PM

In the picture - isn't that Obama in front center?

Posted by: They All Look Alike at February 28, 2008 9:03 PM

I smells a race-bating troll.... put away the troll-chow!!!

Posted by: monsterforge at February 28, 2008 9:10 PM

HEY!

i thought the first study said it promoted violence?!?

when are they going to do a study on the benefits of a sound swat on the hiney of a three year old trying to put a flathead screwdriver or barrette into a light socket after you've asked them nicely couple times to STOP?

Posted by: nanc at February 28, 2008 9:27 PM

Naw, monster - it was only me in a dumb attempt at humor.

My humble appologies to you and the rest of the board.

(His ears aren't big enough, and his muscles are too big to look like Obama.) :-)

Posted by: Jimbo at February 28, 2008 9:27 PM

Lions, Tigers and Bears, oh my!

Posted by: Oiao at February 28, 2008 9:51 PM

Sticks and stones
may break my bones
but whips and chains excite me

Posted by: JamesB at February 29, 2008 7:41 AM

LOL@ JamesB

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at February 29, 2008 12:14 PM