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February 29, 2008

Script to Shrillary Texas Ad

Shrillary's Waterloo is coming up in Texas. Texan reader Lyle provides a slightly augmented script to her campaign ad below:

SCENE 1

(A camera shot looking up at a windmill that has its tail folded to prevent its full and normal operation. Instead, it turns slowly as if it's doing something, but actually produces no work.)

NARRATOR. In Texas, when there's work to be done, talk doesn't cut it. You gotta roll up your sleeves, stand your ground, and deliver. That's what Hillary Clinton does.

(Camera shot of Hillary in long sleeves, talking)

NARRATOR. She's fought for, and delivered: Coverage for uninsured children…

(Camera shot of uninsured illegal alien children)

NARRATOR. Health care and dignity for our veterans…

(Camera shot of veteran wounded by an enemy that garnered hope and support from the left incessantly tearing away at George Bush)

NARRATOR. And better schools and better teachers…

(Camera shot [no audio, since they are speaking Spanish] of teacher in an ESL)

NARRATOR. In Texas it's better done than said, and when it's all said and done, Hillary delivers.

(Audio insert: Hillary with a raspy voice, brought on by too much talking)

HILLARY. I'm Hillary Clinton and I approved this message.

Posted by Van Helsing at February 29, 2008 9:22 AM