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February 8, 2008
Prince Charles Takes Luxury Yacht to Prevent Global Warming
The planet owes a debt of gratitude to Prince Charles, who is rescuing the Earth from the climate change menace by traveling via the 245-foot, £280,000/week luxury yacht the Leander. The ship boasts twin engines, helicopter decks, an indoor swimming pool, a Jacuzzi and — supposedly — a lower carbon footprint than flying. He and Camilla will be touring Caribbean islands so as to work on their tans and "reinforce Britain's ties with the important Commonwealth countries of Trinidad and Tobago."
If Chuckles can sacrifice by taking the Leander, we little people have no right to complain about any stratospheric tax hikes that might be inspired by the global warming hoax.
Posted by Van Helsing at February 8, 2008 8:52 AM
Comments
Is everybody else as tired of the Royals as I am? They bordered on insufferable even when Diana was among them, but when they start lecturing us little people, they become agonizingly unbearable. Too bad there aren't any wandering icebergs in the Caribbean.
Posted by: Ed at February 8, 2008 11:21 AM
Gee what a sacrifice...if only I could make such sacrifices.
Posted by: Ludwig Van Beethoven at February 8, 2008 3:38 PM
What's the problem? I'ts just Chuck Battenburg's reward for a lifetime of hard work.
Oh, wait.
Never mind.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 8, 2008 5:35 PM
And here we see why there's a growing push across the pond to finally do away with the monarchy. Best to do it quickly, before there's a real chance that this brain-dead twit will ascend to the throne.
Posted by: Targetpractice at February 9, 2008 3:21 AM
