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February 29, 2008
Moonbats Plan to Reenact 1968
A moonbat cult calling itself Re-create 68 plans to liven up the Democrat convention in Denver this summer. Its schedule reflects an ambitious agenda:
During the Convention, there will be five major protest, one each day. Each protest will focus on a symptom of the disease of an Imperialist, Capitalist, Racist system as seen in our communities. Some of the proposed themes are as follows:
Sunday — End All Occupations at Home and Abroad
Monday — Human Rights/Free All Political Prisoners
Tuesday — No Warming
Wednesday — No Borders
Thursday — No Racism/Imperialism
At the "End the Occupations March & Rally," the moonbats will insist that America end its "illegal imperialist occupations in Iraq, Palestine, Afghanistan, Puerto Rico, Haiti, Hawaii, North America, and others." Like Barack Insane Obaminable, they want the troops brought home immediately, and let the grownups worry about the consequences.
The Shake Your Moneymaker event will lay bare the whimsical larceny at the heart of liberalism:
It's time to redistribute the wealth. Between security and corporate pay-offs, the DNC will cost over 100 million dollars for a party. We think the people deserve that money. Join us as we encircle the Denver MInt (where U.S. currency is produced) and use our collective power to raise the mint building in the air and shake the money out of it for the people. Don't forget a sack to put all of your loot in.
Bring noise makers, energy, spells, magic, costumes anything that gives you power, we will need it!
What's really going to be needed are water cannons. Let's hope the Denver police don't hesitate to use them.

Hat tips: Slapstick Politics, The Drunkablog.
Posted by Van Helsing at February 29, 2008 8:53 AM
Comments
Now that's 'progressive' thinking.
Posted by: IOpian at February 29, 2008 9:02 AM
Let the Moonbats burn Denver to the ground for all I care. The city is run by Moonbat politicians, it would be kind of ironic to see the city in flames and the DEMONcratic convention in disarray with Osama and Shillary running for their lives screaming "Weve created a MONSTER!!" .
Posted by: Anonymous at February 29, 2008 9:04 AM
Denver became a bastion of moonbattery the chances of fire hoses today is ZERO.
Posted by: furballz at February 29, 2008 9:17 AM
Denver used to be a pretty good city, than it was overwhelmed by refugees from LA bent on recreating the same Hell they had fled from.
Posted by: V the K at February 29, 2008 9:40 AM
VtK is right on. Not only has Colorado been Californicated, it's also a magnet for moonbats from places like Vermont who listened to too much John Denver.
Posted by: MB at February 29, 2008 9:52 AM
You know Clinton and Obama will never admit they have created a monster... it will be the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy behind "Denver Burning" or George W. Bush's fault! Take your pick.
Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at February 29, 2008 11:00 AM
I lived in Colorado in the 1990s. My favorite story from back then, was when the son of the Mayor of Denver (Webb) was arrested for selling crack. Ah, family values.
Posted by: phil at February 29, 2008 11:02 AM
Here's a little more history on the goings on at the '68 DNC convention:
http://conservativemonsoon.blogspot.com/2007/08/68-dnc-convention-to-be-revisted-we-can.html
Posted by: monsoon at February 29, 2008 11:53 AM
Wow, they plan on ridding the world of all it's supposed ills in five days? Impressive... I noticed they plan to wrap up on Thursday, presumably so they can take Friday off and celebrate the Muslim day of rest along with the terrorists they want to cuddle with.
Posted by: PabloD at February 29, 2008 12:06 PM
Well, Drunkablog and Slapstick will be there to cover these moonbats, so let's hope they don't burn the whole city down. There are still plenty of non-moonbats living in Colorado.
Posted by: El Presidente at February 29, 2008 12:14 PM
Let's see, how did the 1968 temper tantrum work out?
Oh yeah...not so good, by their lights: Nixon was elected. (That's seared, seared I tell you, in my memory.)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 29, 2008 6:05 PM
This proves it: Just like their Religion of Perpetual Outrage brethren (note how the Recreat-68ers take a break from 'work' on Friday and Saturday, just like RoPO states do), Moonbats just want an excuse to gather and make stink and loud noises. It must be their common Darwinian ancestry with cave-dwelling guano bats.
Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at February 29, 2008 7:01 PM
May I suggest the Pain Ray for warding off oh-so-sensitive protestors...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Active_Denial_System
Then again, the water cannon probably has more deterrence due to hippie aversion to bathing.
Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at February 29, 2008 7:04 PM
The "Pain Ray"? Reminds me of a Simpson's episode -
Mr. Burns: "Smithers, use the Amnesia Ray."
Smithers: "You mean the revolver, sir?"
Mr. Burns: "Precisely. And don't forget to erase your own memory when you're done."
It also makes me think of the movie "Predator", as in "Time to bring Ol' Painless out of the bag."
Either one could be effective at moonbat control.
Posted by: PabloD at February 29, 2008 11:38 PM
Chicago PD T-shirt from the 1996 Democratic Convention:
"We'll Kick Your Ass, Just Like We Kicked Your Daddy's Ass!"
Posted by: bustoff at March 1, 2008 12:04 PM
"It's time to redistribute the wealth. Between security and corporate pay-offs, the DNC will cost over 100 million dollars for a party. We think the people deserve that money. Join us as we encircle the Denver MInt (where U.S. currency is produced) and use our collective power to raise the mint building in the air and shake the money out of it for the people. Don't forget a sack to put all of your loot in.
Bring noise makers, energy, spells, magic, costumes anything that gives you power, we will need it!"
Hippies are funny. It'll be great to see their efforts fail miserably.
And to think, these are the same people who think those who believe in the Bible and worship Jesus are stupid, ignorant fundies out of touch with reality.
Posted by: Adam at March 2, 2008 6:18 AM
"Join us as we encircle the Denver MInt (where U.S. currency is produced) and use our collective power to raise the mint building in the air and shake the money out of it for the people. Don't forget a sack to put all of your loot in.
Bring noise makers, energy, spells, magic, costumes anything that gives you power, we will need it!"
Also, don't forget lots of pot, shrooms, and every other hallucinogenic drug you can get your hands on, you'll need them to keep from realizing how much you're making complete asses of yourselves!
Hippies are funny. It'll be great to see their efforts fail miserably.
And to think, these are the same people who think those who believe in the Bible and worship Jesus are stupid, ignorant fundies out of touch with reality.
Posted by: Adam at March 2, 2008 6:21 AM

