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February 27, 2008

Moonbats Lament Spread of English Language

A third of the planet is predicted to be learning English within the next decade. In response, the BBC presents a British bureauweenie who shares its horror that English has become the lingua franca.

UK Education Secretary, Charles Clarke, has warned against the "arrogance" of English speakers who fail to learn other languages. […] "To be quite candid, I'm the first to acknowledge there is an immense amount to do," said Mr Clarke. "Not least to contest the arrogance that says English is the world language and we don't have to worry about it — which I think is dangerous and pernicious."

Clarke wants people to speak Chinese, Arabic and Spanish. While he and the Beebsters flaunt their lack of linguistic pride, India is raising itself up out of centuries of miserable poverty largely because people finally understand each other in that polyglot country, now that so many of them speak English as a second language.

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Clarke prefers to communicate by semaphorically wiggling his mouselike ears.

On a tip from Eric.

Posted by Van Helsing at February 27, 2008 9:16 PM

Comments

There is "an immense amount to do" I agree.

First thing is kick your sorry, fat, flabby, spineless ass into a pulp.

Posted by: Doug at February 27, 2008 9:33 PM

"Clarke prefers to communicate by semaphorically wiggling his mouselike ears."

Doesn't everybody do it that way?

I'm afraid the Brits have fallen under the influence of the "Dark Side of the Force". Sad.

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at February 27, 2008 9:34 PM

In the name of political correctness, all international air traffic control must immediately be conducted in Arabic. Or Cantonese. Or Swahili. Anything but English - that's the "oppressor language"! Idiots....

Posted by: PabloD at February 27, 2008 10:09 PM

I think someone forgot to share this tidbit of info (about English being the dominant world language to be) with 21 million illegal immigrants and educators in the USA.

In the US, its about to become spanish of many different dialects.

Posted by: Oiao at February 27, 2008 10:13 PM

The idiot is just looking for a language that doesn't have a word for 'moonbat' or 'dipshit'.

There is one 'sign language' word common to all languages. He probably see's it alot.

Posted by: Jimbo at February 27, 2008 10:51 PM

And while I'm at it - the freaking stupid moonbats SCREAM for one cozy little homosexual world with no borders, no barriers, no discrimination, no color, no children, no social classes...

And this particular dipshit want's do it with 270 different languages.

This represents typical liberal intelligence at its... most typical.

Posted by: Jimbo at February 27, 2008 11:03 PM

Jimbo/Oiao,

You are my bitch. I thought you believed in dont ask don't tell?

Then quit telling everyone you are my bitch.

Posted by: Mr. Parker at February 27, 2008 11:17 PM

Oiao -
I just took a dump - did you hear that turd hit the water?

Ooooo - smells bad, huh?

Posted by: Jimbo at February 27, 2008 11:29 PM

Lions, Tigers and Bears, oh my!

Posted by: Oiao at February 27, 2008 11:52 PM

Guess there's always Esparanto...

Posted by: Eric at February 28, 2008 12:51 AM

Or Latin. Latin has always made more sense than English.

Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at February 28, 2008 1:07 AM

Jimbo/Oiao, explain why you can call me an ape? And dont say get over it, man up.

Posted by: Mr. Parker at February 28, 2008 1:26 AM

Burnning Hot please step up, you seem a good at this.

Posted by: Mr. Parker at February 28, 2008 1:36 AM

The microphone is appropriately placed--he is a clown.

Posted by: El Presidente at February 28, 2008 1:41 AM

"Multi-culturalism" is, and always has been, a code word for hatred of Western Civilization.

Posted by: V the K at February 28, 2008 4:48 AM

"I just took a dump - did you hear that turd hit the water?"

Actually, I think you may have just gave birth... to a moonbat. Congratualtions. They say "water birth" is simply amazing!

http://www.waterbirth.org/mc/page.do

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at February 28, 2008 4:50 AM

Yeah, Mr. Clarke, linguistic Balkanization has done wonders for the world hasn't it?

Posted by: on-the-rocks at February 28, 2008 8:36 AM

As one of his many acts of foresight, Benjamin Franklin developed the Philadelphia Academy in 1751, emphasizing English as a cohesive force. He understood that legions of future immigrants, bringing their own languages, would inevitably create small, separate countries within a country, and America would end up being like Europe.

The result is a land mass over 3,200 miles across, roughly the distance from London, England to Kabul, Afghanistan, wherein everyone speaks the same language and can communicate with each other. Internal trade and commerce have flourished, largely because of it. English is now the language of international trade, which is why that third of the planet is learning, as fast as they can go. They realize, correctly, that it's in their best commercial interest to be able to communicate on a global basis.

It is also why the PC push to teach bilingually in American schools is selling those children down the river.

Learning other languages is good for the brain and adds such variety to life. I plan to learn Italian, before I croak. That said, we are all damn lucky we speak English. It is a hard language to learn, and it is the language of international commerce, which is of course the real reason the UK "Education Secretary" hates it. Business will and always does prevail.

Interestingly, the French are not imbued with the same language self hatred. Remember the French official (I've lost his name) who, when asked why he refused to give press conferences in English, even though he spoke it and half the journos in attendance couldn't understand French, replied, "Because French is the language of diplomacy", then added under his breath, "and civilization."

Posted by: avalon at February 28, 2008 10:13 AM

lingua franca? What the hell does that mean? Why don't you speak english?

Posted by: Anonymous at February 28, 2008 11:38 PM

Maybe the BBC should stop broadcasting in English so as to encourage people to explore other linguistic options. If they are not part of the solution they are part of the problem.

Posted by: Saul Wall at March 6, 2008 8:51 PM