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February 11, 2008

Moonbat Family Values

Muslims aren't the only ones with dysfunctional family arrangements. As moonbattery corrodes the family values liberals so despise, we can expect to see more families like James Bowring's.

A resident of Tauranga, New Zealand, Bowring is in the news after attempting to run over his 18-year-old son Jacob, who saved himself by ducking behind a lamppost. The 45-year-old welfare recipient was upset because he didn't like being called a pedophile who belongs in a mental home.

Highlights of his life story include recently impregnating his son's teenage girlfriend, working as a male prostitute and having a sexual relationship with a younger sibling. He's made other forays into fatherhood, admitting to having

a few other kids around the country — but I never stayed with the mothers, I was only really a sperm donor. I was spreading the love around.

Bowring describes his existence as a "life of misery." You would think he'd be ecstatic, having been liberated from the oppression of traditional values.

On a tip from V the K.

Posted by Van Helsing at February 11, 2008 7:01 AM

Comments

Funny, this was posted today on the News of the Weird blog. Do you get some of your stories from there?

Posted by: crispy at February 11, 2008 7:28 AM

Just like New Awl-ins after Katrina in '05: you'd think the place would be a paradise, a liberal utopia, with the Dim-o-crats having been in charge of the city and the state for something like 50 consecutive years -- yet, it was (and is) a cesspool, filled with useless ne'er-do-wells suckling at the government teat non-stop (What? Get a paying job? Whoa, man, then I'd have to WORK! Dear God, man, are you insane?). N.O. is doing better these days, however, since most of the above wonderful folks have moved to Houston and other cities where they can latch onto another teat, the previous one having run dry.

Conveniently, though, with the MSM on their side (totally), the libs in charge can blame BUSH (ah, the hated BUSH!) for the hurricane and its devastation, though anyone living at or below sea level should reasonably expect to be flooded out at least every five years, if not more frequently.

Gov. Blanco, that complete ditz, is gone, thank goodness for the citizens of Louisiana, but Mayor "School Bus" Nagin has been re-elected -- how utterly appropriate for the remaining dregs in this liberal paradise to put Incompetent #1 back in power!

Posted by: jc14 at February 11, 2008 8:16 AM

Crispy wrote: Funny, this was posted today on the News of the Weird blog. Do you get some of your stories from there?


Wherever Van gets his info, he cites that in the post. In this case, he credited V the K, so you'll have to ask V where he got it.

Posted by: Lyle at February 11, 2008 9:08 AM

"I was spreading the love around."

That and a couple of STDs...

Posted by: conservativeteen at February 11, 2008 3:01 PM