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February 20, 2008

Michael Moore Suggests Hauling Castro to the Oscars

Fidel Castro sycophant Michael Moore thinks it would be a "ratings grabber" to drag the half-animate corpse of the erstwhile Comandante to LA in hopes of scaring up a little interest in the Oscars:

I got some great news today because I was trying to figure out how I was going to get Castro into the Oscars and for me he resigns today so he can come to L.A. and go as my guest and perhaps give the acceptance speech.

It's nice to see Moore isn't too broken up about his hero Castro calling it quits as dictator of Cuba. But then, he knows that dauphin Raul is every bit the brutal communist.

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"Yuk yuk. I kill me." If only.

Hat tip: Knowledge Is Power, on a tip from V the K.

Posted by Van Helsing at February 20, 2008 9:11 PM

Comments

OT:
http://www.yahoo.com/s/814133

Moonbats in San Francisco are using tax money to nose around in people's trash. If they catch you with something "recyclable" in your trash, you get a warning. You may be fined in the future.

Posted by: Kristy at February 20, 2008 9:20 PM

Mikey Moore has more chins than a San Francisco phonebook.

Posted by: Bryherb at February 20, 2008 9:22 PM

His diet isn't working.

Posted by: Jimbo at February 20, 2008 9:25 PM

Is Michael Moore wearing a neck brace in that photo? Or does he have the mumps?

Posted by: Greg at February 20, 2008 10:08 PM

Van Helsing you are the best!

For the past year I came on sometimes every other day, sometimes not for a week on end

But I am officially hooked. I check out your site 10 times a day. I still think you post a bit too many posts, but that's ok there are many gems inbetween. I just want to say thanks you are a real man and a savior of the earth

Posted by: wiz at February 20, 2008 11:08 PM

One more thing like Ann says 'just because we have kingdom over the animals that doesnt mean we can abuse them'

In other words fools who taunt a tiger in a zoo deserve to get bitten ;)

Peace bro

Posted by: wiz at February 20, 2008 11:11 PM

'If they catch you with something "recyclable" in your trash, you get a warning. You may be fined in the future.'

I can almost understand where they are coming from lots of people are slobs and could care less about recycling, but there has to be some inbetween situation like random garbage checks

Posted by: Anonymous at February 20, 2008 11:14 PM

Send Michael Moore to a communist fat farm. And ban him from all restaurants and ban him from buying any meat, sugar or transfats. What a fktard.

Posted by: Anonymous at February 21, 2008 5:26 AM

I THINK MOORE AND ALL THE MOVIE PIGS OF HOLLYWOOD SHOULD BE GUTTED BEYOND RECONITION FOR SUPPORTING THAT COMMIE BASTARD. THEY SHOULD BE CONSIDERED TRAITORS TO THIS COUNTRY.

Posted by: BATMAN CALERO at February 21, 2008 7:45 AM

I like the part about Castro "giving the acceptance speech." Guess Mikey already got his annual call from The Academy, informing him that they've rigged the vote for "Best Documentary" in his favor yet again.

Posted by: Targetpractice at February 21, 2008 7:51 AM

"there has to be some inbetween situation like random garbage checks"

Bullsqueeze. Nice commie theory there, pal. Where do you liberal 'swipes get off trying to micromanage other peoples' lives?

Posted by: skh.pcola at February 21, 2008 9:10 AM

PUT DOWN THE FORK, MIKEY!

let's send him to a fat farm in "rhodesia" for a month or two...

Posted by: nanc at February 21, 2008 9:12 AM

Funny he didn't consult certain people in Miami about the wonders of Castro and his Cuban hospitals. Something tells me they didn't risk their lives to flee free, universal, good quality health care.

Posted by: mandy at February 21, 2008 11:33 AM

Moore once again demonstrates his massive egotism by implying he's going to win days before the Oscars occur. Then again, he probably already paid off the judges using some of his millions of dollars, so he can have an excuse to get up at the podium and bellow about the joys of Socialism.

Posted by: Adam at February 21, 2008 1:18 PM

I would like to know exactly how many dung heaps Hollyweird had to dig through before they found Michael Moore? Did he have to meet certain criteria? Like * must live in a fantasy world, * must be adept at lying and making it sound real, * must be supportive of foreigners who want to kill Americans, * must be a traitor to your country, * must be morbidly obese.... geez. Where do they find them?

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at February 22, 2008 7:10 AM