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February 28, 2008
McCain Not Quite Left Enough for the Nutroots
Posted by Dave Blount at February 28, 2008 2:01 PM
Left. He even has a couple of supporters at the Nutroots fever swamp Democratic Underground. But true puritan William Pitt considers it an outrage that any DU reader would consider voting for a Republican — even a liberal Republican who will be running against a clearly unqualified adolescent fool. Watch out for spittle spray, here goes Pitt:
If I see another poster in this godforsaken testical-kick of a forum say they hope the GOP wins the White House in November, I will personally burn your fucking house down, drive your car into the nearest available bridge strut, ruin your credit, deflower your chicadee, manhandle your couch cushions after eating lye with my bare hands, and make you watch while I sit down in the charred wasteland of your former livingroom and punch myself in the face over and over and over and over and over again, until the chicadee throws in the towel or until you pee your pants and promise never to do it again.
Why is he so upset? McCain stands for colonization by Mexico, federal regulation of political speech, coddling terrorists, suffocating restrictions on domestic oil drilling, and massive tax increases to be justified by the global warming hoax. Is it that — unlike Obamination — McCain won't turn over Iraq to al Qaeda? No, it goes deeper:
The Supreme Court matters, assbag. Choice matters. Lather rinse repeat.
McCain could threaten the sacred liberal rite of abortion, by appointing judges unwilling to pretend it's protected by the Constitution. As a result of his respect for human life, Lettuce is regarded as unacceptable by those who regard themselves as the high priests of moonbattery.
Hat tip: DUmmie FUnnies, on a tip from Cheetah.
