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February 7, 2008
John Kerry Blames Global Warming for Tornadoes
As we've come to expect, moonbats have exploited the tragedy left behind by the tornadoes that hit the South this week, claiming they were caused by the fictitious global warming crisis. John "Botched Joke" Kerry characteristically takes the lead in shamelessness:
"[I] don't want to sort of leap into the larger meaning of, you know, inappropriately, but on the other hand, the weather service has told us we are going to have more and more intense storms," Kerry said. "And insurance companies are beginning to look at this issue and understand this is related to the intensity of storms that is related to the warming of the earth. And so it goes to global warming and larger issues that we're not paying attention to. The fact is the hurricanes are more intensive, the storms are more intensive and the rainfall is more intense at certain places at certain times and the weather patterns have changed."
The noted climate scientist Jean François did not explain why the global warming that supposedly caused the tornadoes hasn't spared us from such a bitterly cold winter. Maybe it's because the mild and regrettably short-lived warming trend ended back in the 1990s.
As meteorologist Roger Edwards writes,
[N]o scientific studies solidly relate climatic global temperature trends to tornadoes.
Likewise, no studies of any kind have been able to relate factual reality to the opportunistic taradiddle gushing from the mouths of moonbats like Kerry.
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Maybe it was global warming that caused this soccer ball to put a dent in Botched Joke's noggin. |
On a tip from Bergbikr.
Posted by Van Helsing at February 7, 2008 11:27 AM
Comments
Its horrifying to imagine Kerry The Kook almost became President.
Posted by: Anonymous at February 7, 2008 11:37 AM
This was the best picture ever.
Lurch, oh, I mean Kerry, would have been a nightmare.
Posted by: Joe at February 7, 2008 12:18 PM
That's about as scientific as comparing the strength of an orgasm to the temperature of the mattress.
Posted by: eric at February 7, 2008 12:41 PM
Im suprised this loser did not blame his 2004 loss on Gorebull Warming.
Posted by: Anonymous at February 7, 2008 1:04 PM
He and Teresa have a lot of money invested at the top of the Carbon Pyrmid scheme, and they are afraid the bottom is going to collapse.
Posted by: Oiao at February 7, 2008 3:48 PM
I know this is not exactly the right forum for it, but I wanted to express my disappointment in how our tax system works. I know by now I should have learned to accept the sheer stupidity of the graduated tax code, but today's 'tax relief and economic stimulus plan' passed by the Senate further illustrates how messed up things are. I have a younger brother who began working at age 15. He had a knack for computers and programming and by very hard work and indefatigable dedication for the last twelve years finally secured a position in which he earns just over six figures. What I find appalling is that the government has decided to award his already disproportionate tax burden by denying him qualification in this relief/stimulus package. How can someone who pays nothing in taxes get a 'refund' and someone who pays in over $30,000 get nothing? I know the 'eight men at lunch' explanation is humorous, but when it actually happens to my brother it isn't so funny.
I've heard the B.S. excuse, "Well, they're so wealthy they don't need it." It makes me want to punch people in the face.
Sorry to post this here but I just wanted to rant for a minute or two.
Posted by: Harris at February 7, 2008 4:58 PM
You think Kerry is scary?
Wait until the Manchurian Candidate starts passing around the pitcher of Gorebull Warming Kool-Aid for all conservatives to drink.
Posted by: Doug at February 7, 2008 5:26 PM
Gotta agree with you, Doug. Be it McLame or Shrillary/Usama bin Obama, we're all in for unrelenting "global warming" hysteria for at least the period 2009 - 13, and possibly until 2017, or to the point that the nation's economy utterly collapses and the AGW hoaxers are all put to death by angry mobs of near-freezing common folk, a la Bastille Day. Actually, I kind of look forward to seeing the hoaxers marched up to the platform and having their heads chopped off in a re-creation of the French Revolution (in a "What goes around, comes around" sort of ironic justice).
These people [OwlGore and his ilk] are determined to wreck this country in the name of "Gaia," and "sustainable existence." Now that the presidency has gone to the liberals and Moonbats, anyone who cares about America will have to concentrate their efforts and their support on those running for the Senate in their states, and especially on the members of the House, pretty much the last surviving bastion of Conservatism remaining in this land (which is seemingly hell-bent on self-destruction, while our competitors and enemies, polluting the shit out of the planet, are laughing their asses off!).
Posted by: jc14 at February 7, 2008 8:00 PM
Sorry for the consecutive post, but I just looked again at that picture of Kerry -- is there any doubt that this guy is the dumbest piece of leftist trash extant on the planet? Talk about barely escaping with our lives in 2004 . . .
Lord have mercy! I know he's anything but perfect, but thank God for George W. Bush! Don't care for that sentiment, there, hashpipe? Not really my problem, is it, Doofus?
Posted by: jc14 at February 7, 2008 8:34 PM
Crop out the football and you have a genuine zombie.
And you're wrong about Obama, his full name can be rearranged to read "Sambo bans race haiku". Makes you think twice, doesn't it?
Posted by: TomH at February 7, 2008 9:44 PM
Theres three things you can blame anything on: Bush, Global warming, and the War in Iraq.
Kooks:My car won't start...Its Bush's Fault!The snow ruined our protest...Its global warming! Terrorist are being killed...Curse that war in Iraq!
Posted by: Anonymous at February 7, 2008 9:53 PM
To be heard at the Pearl Gates...
"Kerry! Senator John Kerry!! You death or dumb, son!!! Step forward, now!!!!"
"Yyeessss, Saint Peter?" John looks at the man in white robes.
"Your are in the wrong line, MAGGOT!!! The line for hell is over there!!!" Saint Peter smiles, nods approval and lets John Wayne instruct John Swiftee Kerry as to his eternal destiny.
"Next! You, Hashafanatic. Follow that last asshole!!!"
Posted by: Oiao at February 7, 2008 10:31 PM
"Lord have mercy! I know he's anything but perfect, but thank God for George W. Bush! Don't care for that sentiment, there, hashpipe? Not really my problem, is it, Doofus?"
The sentiment is idiotic. You can express it all you want. makes you look stupid, not me.
Believe me, even if there were a God, he's got nothing to do with George Bush.
Posted by: hashfanaticFAN at February 8, 2008 1:07 AM
Gee, hashpipe -- that "sentiment" (or, rather, non sequitur) of yours is extraordinarily obtuse.
There MUST be a God, hashpipe, otherwise we'd have been stuck with John "F'in" Kerry and the idiots he would have appointed to important positions in government for the last four miserable years. On the contrary, the economy is booming (despite the housing slowdown/sub-prime mess brought to us by a Democrat-controlled Congress), the Islamofascists are dying by the score (you disappointed with that?) and the Dhimmis haven't been able to surrender the country to those who would love to kill us (that includes you too, pal!), a la Spain and Great Britain.
If you hate things as they are, so much, why don't you leave? Canada would take you in, no doubt, as would Mexico (oh, wait, they actually have a strict immigration policy that makes sense, unlike the USA). Try Iran; I'm sure they'd welcome you with open arms. Or Syria's nice this time of year . . .
Posted by: jc14 at February 8, 2008 11:29 AM
hey jc,
I left the States nearly 10 years ago, just in time to avoid the international embarrasment brought about by your God, Geroge Bush. I'd advise you to leave as well. Because you are certain to dislike what is soon coming your way.
Good luck.
Your vision of reality is completely distorted. I think a country like Saudi Arabia, Pakistan or Iran would suit your way of thinking best.
Kerry didn't elected because we the US runs a complete farce of an election. God had nothing to do with it.
Posted by: hashfanaticFAN at February 8, 2008 11:41 AM
"I left the States nearly 10 years ago..."
That explains your ignorance. But thank you for removing your offencive presence and watch out for the censors in your adopted country.
Posted by: KHarn at February 8, 2008 5:31 PM
Right-O. As any good conservative knows, killer tornadoes are NOT caused by global warming. Rather, it is THE WRATH OF GOD punishing those people for their sins. Like voting for McCain or something.
Posted by: Ronald Regan at February 10, 2008 12:01 PM
Ah, so you're "on the run," eh, Hash? Sorry to hear that. Since I love America (and no, GWB is not my "God," you complete dolt), I think I'll stay. Hope you're enjoying your time out of the country; don't bother to come back . . .
"International embarrasment"? Man, you really are out of touch, aren't you. Rather than follow their leftist leaders over a cliff (kinda like Great Britain is doing right now), the French and German peoples recently threw out these idiots and elected new leaders with their heads screwed on straight (i.e., realists, friendly to the USA).
So, yeah, it's been a real "embarrasment" to live here in America for the last ten, great, years. Enjoy your smoke, hash! And get back to Dhimmicrat Under-wear, the Daily $KOS$ (who's raking in the big bucks), and the various other fantasy websites, and leave websites grounded in reality, like Moonbattery, alone -- you're just wasting your time and working on an early acute myocardial infarction.
Posted by: jc14 at February 10, 2008 10:37 PM

