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February 20, 2008
Growing Ice Forces Polar Bears into Town
Once Greenland was green and pleasant farmland — thus the name. Now it's frozen wasteland, but people do still live there. It even has a newspaper, Sermitsiaq(k). Global Warming Politics translates from a story it recently published:
Several polar bears located (at least 6) close to Sisimiut town on the West coast … Too much sea ice, so they are very hungry … Error number 36 in the movie An Inconvenient Truth Al Gore says the polar bear need more ice to survive … Now we have a lot of ice, but the polar bear is starving and find their food at the garbage dumps in towns. It's also influence the local community, polar bear alerts, keep kids away from the schools and so on.… The first one was shot at February 1st.
Apparently the growing ice is interfering with polar bears' access to their food supply, forcing them into town, where they eat garbage and, potentially, people. Maybe San Francisco's expensive global warming bureaucracy is doing its job a little too well.
On tips from baldeagle390, mega and V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at February 20, 2008 1:51 PM
Comments
Shooting cuddly polar bears...barbarians, the lot of them!
Posted by: baldeagle390 at February 20, 2008 2:06 PM
Right - lets kill all wild animals for acting wild. Makes sense [in right wingnut world].
Posted by: Lee at February 20, 2008 2:49 PM
Lee
There a tactic that Liberals use to "protect" trees, I suggest that you use it to "protect" the bears: CHAIN YOURSELF TO ONE!
Liberals are too stupid to know that polar bears are NOT ice-dwelling creatures. They are seen on ice flows, sure, but they live ON LAND; ice is not required for their well-being.
Posted by: KHarn at February 20, 2008 4:47 PM
I'm not sure Lee, but my guess is there is a big difference between a polar bear in a zoo and a polar bear in your back yard. The polar bear in your back yard you may just have to kill in order to save your own skin.
What the hell do you think polar bears do when they get hungry...drink Coke and slide down snow banks?
Posted by: baldeagle390 at February 20, 2008 5:18 PM
Right - lets kill all wild animals for acting wild. Makes sense [in right wingnut world]. - Lee
And what do you think a wild animal does when a polar bear charges at it? Why, it protects itself - even if it means harming the poor polar bear!
Or does the Moonbat definition of being civilized is to peaceably surrender to any aggression? That explains liberal France-ness, dhimmitude, surrendercracy so well...
Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at February 20, 2008 5:35 PM
Right - lets kill all wild animals for acting wild. Makes sense [in right wingnut world]. - Lee
Wrong. Kill all wild animals? Who said anything about killing all wild animals? What a hysterical knucklehead.
Posted by: Kevin at February 20, 2008 6:15 PM
I figured carlos would weigh in on this.
I kinda like carlos. You know, you can tell by his posts that he really does love all the critters, big and small. I can dig that. I like them to - we just have a difference of opinion on the "interaction" part. He's actually very sincere in what he believes and seems to get insulting only after he's been slapped around for a while.
Posted by: Jimbo at February 20, 2008 8:15 PM
Export some of these poor polar bears, facing starvation, to San Franfreakshow -- plenty of juicy, nutritious leftist freakazoids there to munch on! One or two (or more) won't be missed, considering the multitudes living there.
The bears don't starve, and the world is a better place minus some of these worthless surrender-monkeys -- good for the Ecology, all around! I'm sure the Goracle would approve.
Posted by: jc14 at February 20, 2008 8:37 PM
Man, running for President is getting tough.
So we're advocating killing all the wild animals now?
Okay, I'll get behind that, even if I don't totally understand it. But there's a lot of things like that.
I think we can also support use of forklifts to get "downer cows" to stand up. It makes good business sense. Heck, they probably don't want to get killed, and if they see one of their buddies avoiding the hamburgizer by lying down, they'll ALL try it.
Forklift those polar bears out of people's yards, too!
QUAYLE '08 -- YOUR ONLY REMAINING CONSERVATIVE CHOICE
Posted by: Dan Quayle at February 20, 2008 8:46 PM
Usual thread advisory: Don't Feed the Trolls!
Usual Park advisory: Don't Feed the Bears!
Couldn't we just on certain occasions feed Trolls to the Bears?!
Posted by: ttevolla at February 20, 2008 9:15 PM
I understand polar bears like Quayle, I bet they taste just like ChickenDoves.
Posted by: Bryherb at February 20, 2008 9:30 PM
Ooo, chickendove. Nice term, very and most often useful.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chickendove
Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at February 22, 2008 9:19 PM
