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February 1, 2008
Euroweenies Target Patio Heaters
The global warming menace has unleashed a vicious cycle spinning us like a maelstrom toward planetary horror. As everyone knows, cold weather is caused by anthropogenic global warming. Some respond to the cold by using patio heaters — which exacerbate global warming, causing still more cold weather.
Fortunately Euroweenies are reacting to this insidious threat to the biosphere:
A vote in Brussels today is expected to call on the European Commission to abolish the heaters to help to tackle climate change.
As always, businesses will be made to suffer by authoritarian moonbattery:
Pubs spent about £85 million on patio heaters after the smoking ban was introduced last year. Besides forcing smokers into the cold there is concern that a ban on patio heaters could bring a significant cash loss to pubs, cafés and restaurants.
The hospitality industry has estimated that if only 10 per cent of Britain's pubs offered outdoor facilities a ban could cost £250 million a year, or as much as £45,000 a year for a single business.
That will teach those capitalist exploiters for raping Mother Earth. Some may think that patio heaters aren't a problem, because they tend to run on propane, but according to Eric Johnson of the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change, they account for 0.002% of CO2 emissions in Britain. It only takes five patio heaters to produce as much CO2 as a television on standby.
As to why anyone would worry about CO2, when it is not only harmless but a crucial component of our environment, and unlikely to have any effect on the climate at any levels humans would be able to produce — I'll leave that to Al Gore to explain.

Hat tip: Coyote Blog, on a tip from Burning Hot.
Posted by Van Helsing at February 1, 2008 9:53 AM
Comments
I'll bet the Goreacle's private jet flight to Stockholm to receive the Nobel Prize for being "green", generated more CO2 than all the propane patio heaters in Europe in a month, yet you don't hear the eco-kooks whining about that.
Posted by: Ed at February 1, 2008 10:53 AM
Wouldn't the logical approach be to throw out all of the televisions? That would reduce CO2 emissions far more than eliminating patio heaters as well as reduce dangerous exposure to moonbattery.
chsw
Posted by: chsw at February 1, 2008 11:11 AM
It only takes five patio heaters to produce as much CO2 as a television on standby.
They'll start banning televisions next.
Posted by: Pam at February 1, 2008 11:16 AM
Good news.. with Global warming we won't need the patio heaters any longer.
One could of course have Algore over for a visit. The hot air he generates more than makes up for patio heaters.
Posted by: Allah Schmallah at February 1, 2008 11:48 AM
I really can't figure out if they more sadistic or masochistic.
Here is a new word that fits the anti- capitalist, anti-human reproduction and anti-enjoyable living crowd. "autogenocide" : v, an act of self inflicted damage perpetrated by a particular cultural/ethnic group tantemount to voluntary extinction.
Posted by: mandy at February 1, 2008 12:43 PM
Notice, they aren't planning on doing anything about private jet travel.
Posted by: V the K at February 1, 2008 12:51 PM
How much CO2 is produced during the manufacture of the tin foil hats those clowns wear?
Posted by: Jimbo at February 1, 2008 1:20 PM
mandy,
Did you just come up with "autogenocide"? If so, that's a good one!
The slogan for the autogenocidal madpersons party: "it's all out fault!!!"
Posted by: forest at February 1, 2008 1:21 PM
Of no forest, I didn't mean to take credit for that word! I just read it on another blog today: http://ozconservative.blogspot.com/2007/12/now-baby-tax.html
Posted by: mandy at February 1, 2008 2:09 PM
Mandy, Well it's pretty funny anyway.
Posted by: forest at February 1, 2008 2:24 PM
Pam wrote:
They'll start banning televisions next.
No Pam, the Fascist Moonbats need TVs around.
Posted by: Lyle at February 1, 2008 2:26 PM
While the envirokooks in Europe are busy cracking down on cigarettes and patio heaters, some HIV-infected multiple child rapist in Sweden gets 14 years - maybe in a mental hospital - for his deeds. Sixteen girls between the age of 12-14, two of whom got infected with HIV. Less than a year each. I guess they're saving prison space for patio heater violators.
http://www.thelocal.se/9842/20080201/
Posted by: forest at February 1, 2008 2:31 PM
G*ddamn Luddites.
Posted by: Brooklyn Red Leg at February 1, 2008 2:35 PM
And in the People's Republic of Britain, NHS considers paying $30K for surrogates to have babies for gay couples. Under socialized medicine, some people die waiting for surgery, other people resort to performing their own dentistry, but if you're a radical Islamist who wants a hymen restored or a gay couple who wants a status symbol, you're good to go.
Posted by: V the K at February 1, 2008 2:50 PM
TV just reported that 19% of rental housing was up to acceptable standards in Belgium. That seems high from my observations.
Also, more than 50% of Brussels newborns are from undocumented immigrants (non-Belgian). That doesn't count those who have completed the immigration process.
Euro-weenies screw their Euro citizens every way they can. They care nothing for the people. It is always the philosophy at the top which overrides other considerations, implemented by those who don't have to live in the real world.
Welcome to the New World, the One World, the UN World.
Posted by: Flanders Fields at February 1, 2008 3:06 PM
It is not so much the CO2 emissions but La dolce vita that the Global warming fanatics are after. They hate the idea of pleasure at the expense of Gaia, so Learjets to Stockholm are fine, but patio heaters are not.
Posted by: James F McEnanly at February 1, 2008 4:30 PM
You won't be needing patio heaters in Hell...
Posted by: hashfanatic at February 1, 2008 6:40 PM
ATTENTION!
ANYONE WHO DISGREES WITH HASHFANATIC IS GOING TO HELL.
Posted by: Pete the Gatekeeper at February 1, 2008 7:01 PM
Hash,
You starting to burn out on us? Or are you and your pimple faced friends still using your mommy's computer to entertain yourselves.
Go back to cruzing the gay porn sites. Nothing to see here.
Posted by: Oiao at February 1, 2008 7:13 PM
What hashfanatic means is, he fully supports patio heaters and more CO2 emissions in order to accelerate global warming and heat up the winter, so that patio heaters will not be needed and global warming will stop and it gets cold and patio warmers will be needed...
The circle of life!
No I did not totally misconstrue the meaning of his comment!
Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at February 1, 2008 7:48 PM
That's kinda deep, Burning... Hash is kinda shallow.
I think it was a "I need attention, you can't ignore me, I hate you" post.
But that's just me... You could well be right and be right well as well.
Posted by: Jimbo at February 1, 2008 7:54 PM
BH and Jimbo - you'all took the high road.
I was just outright Hashter Bating.
LOL
At least with Hash around, we are not suffering from total group think on the posts.
Posted by: Oiao at February 1, 2008 8:08 PM
Three pronged attack. Very good gentlemen. We'll kick the bastard's ass!
Posted by: George P. at February 1, 2008 8:58 PM
I think it was a "I need attention, you can't ignore me, I hate you" post.
EMO lol!!!
Leave hashllary alone :)
http://scottthong.wordpress.com/2007/11/05/leave-hillary-clinton-alone-or-ill-cry/
Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at February 1, 2008 9:01 PM
Emo hash is sad.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/28/funny-pictures-emo-wall-is-sad/
Sad in more ways than one.
Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at February 1, 2008 9:02 PM
Aww, such sad, little neonuts...
Posted by: hashfanatic at February 1, 2008 9:32 PM
I even feel the hate for hashfanatic. I think he lost his mind, or his troll meter is broken.
Posted by: Mr. Parker at February 1, 2008 9:39 PM
Oh, well - looky there.
Isn't this just sweet.
Hashy and Ms. Parker just happen to show up together in the middle of the night.
One of them is feeling hate and the other is deprived of cheerful, big nuts.
You can't make this stuff up.
Life is good. :-)
Posted by: Jimbo at February 1, 2008 11:26 PM
Seriously Jimbo you are a tard.
Posted by: Mr. Parker at February 1, 2008 11:30 PM
OK Jimbo you want this public fight?
You called me Ms. you want your public meeting?
I will call you my bitch, even with all your fags in tow. Man you you weak.
Posted by: Mr. Parker at February 1, 2008 11:52 PM
i mean you are weak.
Posted by: Mr. Parker at February 1, 2008 11:54 PM
Step up bitch, Texas or Hawaii. Dont back down bitch, you are you my bitch.
Posted by: Mr. Parker at February 1, 2008 11:56 PM
You having a meltdown there, Ms. Parker? Get a hold of yourself. NO! NOT THERE! You silly boy.
“Tard”.
Tell us and the world, Ms. Parker; do you use term that in the same sense as you use the word “laundress”? Or “nigger”???? You are a professed liberal who practices tolerance and diversity, aren’t you, Dipshit? You have again exposed your true colors.
Just FYI, Ms. Parker; my younger brother, Chuck, is a ‘tard’ - he has cerebral palsy and is in a group home my mother founded in Kenai, Alaska. My little brother can’t feed himself or wipe his own butt. He lives there with a bunch of other ‘tards’. But there isn’t a single one of them with less human dignity, less moral capacity, or less intelligence than you demonstrate.
But – it seems you've brought up an older topic -you want to meet so you can spit on me. (I can catch a whole bucket of drool from little brother to throw back at you. He’d gladly donate. I bet I could get all his friends to donate, too! :-) )
Anyhow... I've already given you my address. Look back a few threads. Or have you been smoking hash and forgot?
And finally; you are getting incoherent there, buddy. A lot like Carlos was in an earlier thread - you okay? Want someone to call 911? Maybe you should call a friend to come and sit with you if you're alone. You'd be no fun if you hurt yourself.
Posted by: Jimbo at February 2, 2008 12:46 AM
Sheesh... I hope I didn't make you feel bad, Ms. Parker...
Was it something I said? :-(
Posted by: Jimbo at February 2, 2008 1:11 AM
Jimbo, you are you bitch,
Posted by: Mr. Parker at February 2, 2008 1:47 AM
:-)
Is that spittle I see on your lips or lubricant?
Posted by: Jimbo at February 2, 2008 1:52 AM
Jimbo, I challenge you to a dance off.
Guy, I dont hate you or whatever bitchfess you want. Wait I challenged you to a dance off, you have been served.
Seriously dude you need to chill, I hold no ill will for you. I would expect the same from you.
You are the hash troll or worse.
Posted by: Mr. Parker at February 2, 2008 1:56 AM
it's not lubricant, lol. i am starting to like you like a rash.
Posted by: Mr. Parker at February 2, 2008 1:58 AM
It seems that the patio heaters do cause some tension here.
Posted by: carlos at February 2, 2008 4:10 AM
a dance off? You better watch out Jimbo.
Posted by: steve at February 2, 2008 8:49 AM
Did the nuthouse let out early this week?
Posted by: Archonix at February 2, 2008 11:12 AM
Jimbo,
Last night I had a strange dream about you. You came to my house with a rubber fist and you holding a large pot balanced on a stick. You said you wanted to shit on me and rub it all over my body for $50. I looked in my wallet and realized I had no money. Then this is when the dream starting getting weird.
Posted by: Mr. Parker at February 2, 2008 12:19 PM
Archonix, I think Parker answered your question. Looks like it's a "yes".
Posted by: forest at February 2, 2008 2:29 PM
Posted by: Ms. Parker at February 2, 2008 12:19 PM
Hmh.
I dreamed about walking on the beach with my wife and taking my grandson fishing.
But I guess that's just the differnce in you and me, huh?
Posted by: Jimbo at February 2, 2008 8:41 PM
Jimbo, the difference between you and me is that you think I am serious.
I have no doubt you had normal dreams. Did you really believe I had a dream about a rubber fist, etc, etc.?
You either lack a sense of humor or you just are a hater, or even worse a stooge (is that pc correct enough for you?).
Posted by: Mr. Parker at February 2, 2008 10:15 PM
"You either lack a sense of humor..."
I'm certain that must be it. Gee-golly, you really, REALLY nailed me on that one. I should laugh about rubbing shit on another human. Yep - you got me there. That's pretty freakin' funny alright.
Posted by: Jimbo at February 2, 2008 10:59 PM
Jimbo, come on man be a dude. Why are you always wanting to hate? I made an obvious joke and you make it like an insult. I even framed it for you to crap on me in the joke so you would not take offense.
I still think you are human ok, or did I offend to much?
Posted by: Mr. Parker at February 2, 2008 11:24 PM
Let me add Jimbo, you said more crude words than I did. If you want to get into semantics. Unlike you I think words hurt, I did say shit but I thought it was an obvious joke.
PS:words dont break bones.
Posted by: Mr. Parker at February 2, 2008 11:36 PM
"Jimbo, the difference between you and me is that you think I am serious."
He just might.
Posted by: Anonymous at February 3, 2008 12:30 AM
Let me add Jimbo...
Posted by: Ms. Parker
You go girl - with every keystroke you demonstrate the level of "Moonbattery" we come here to ridicule. You are a fine example!
Don't stop now - you're on a troll. :-)
Posted by: Jimbo at February 3, 2008 2:40 AM
Jimbo,
I have one word for you: Ass Pennies.
Posted by: Mr. Parker at February 3, 2008 2:15 PM
Parker musta not gotton that reach around last night and is a little frustrated.
Posted by: Oiao at February 3, 2008 2:38 PM
Jimbo must be passed out right now after voting on the underdog in the Superbowl. No wonder he votes Democrat. :)
Posted by: Cartman at February 3, 2008 10:48 PM

