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February 12, 2008
Colonization the Easy Way
Posted by Dave Blount at February 12, 2008 7:16 AM
Have civilizations ever before been so deranged as to finance their own obliteration through colonization? News of the World illustrates why there won't always be an England:
UNEMPLOYED scrounger Mohammed Salim is getting the state to pay for him, his wife and their ELEVEN kids — because he can't be bothered to go to work.
He quit his £27,000 job teaching maths and science three years ago and is BETTER OFF claiming £29,096 a year in benefits.
And he has much more time to devote to his Islamic political party — which ATTACKS the British government, even though this country gives his family their food, clothes and house for free.
Mohammed is also busy planning his TWELFTH baby with wife Noreen, 35, but has no plans to get a job.
Salim prefers to stay home because he didn't like the commute to his teaching job.
The family we're all supporting live in a comfy five-bedroom house on a quiet street in Rochdale, Gtr Manchester. They get £19,000 a year Jobseeker's Allowance, £6,600 Child Benefit, £2,496 free school meals and £1,000 Council Tax Relief.
They have a minibus to swan around in, two TVs and a computer, plus a garden full of brightly-coloured toys. Noreen has never worked since marrying Mohammed — who is her cousin — when she was 16.
Consanguinity is very common among Pakistanis and often leads to birth defects that place a crippling burden on the taxpayer-financed healthcare system.
Salim tried using condoms once, but…
Never again, it's nothing like the real thing. It's up to God whether we have any more kids.
His only regret is that the state won't pay for his massive family's college educations. But by the time they're old enough, it probably will.
Like most people in Britain with large families, Salim was born in Pakistan. He spends his time running his political party, Long Live Islam. Once he ran for office and received less than 1% of the vote. Now he no longer believes in British democracy, but doesn't want to go back to Pakistan, because
I don't think we would be able to have the quality of life we have here.
Not even if he got a job. But then, he has a job: to obliterate England. For his service in this cause, the British government pays him well.
On a tip from Gore blimey, the sky is falling.
