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February 17, 2008
British Bureauweenies: Bottled Water Is Morally Wrong
Posted by Dave Blount at February 17, 2008 9:22 PM
You would think British nanny-staters would be delighted by people who drink water instead of fattening soda. But even water is politically incorrect when purchased in a bottle.
Proclaims natural resources commissioner Tim Lang:
We have to make people think that it's unfashionable just as we have with smoking. We need a similar campaign to convince people that this is wrong.
To think I've accused liberal bureauweenies of having no conception of right and wrong. Environment minister Phil Woolas adds that the amount of money spent on mineral water "borders on being morally unacceptable."
According to environazis, drinking a bottle of water has the same environmental impact as driving a car for a kilometer. For once they're telling the truth: the impact of both is effectively zero.
To rally the sheep against this latest menace, the taxpayer-financed BBC is airing a documentary entitled "Bottled Water: Who Needs It" that accuses bottled water of creating the supposedly toxic CO2 plants need to live.
Despite this campaign's absurdity, it doesn't break new ground. San Franfreakshow Mayor Gavin Newsom has already banned the sale of bottled water on city-owned property, in a gesture of obeisance to the Earth Mother.
On a tip from V the K.
