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February 20, 2008
Bowling Green's Tunnel of Oppression
Posted by Dave Blount at February 20, 2008 8:48 PM
Special thanks to Bowling Green State University student Sean M for withstanding a chamber of horrors entitled the "Tunnel of Oppression" and bringing back an eyewitness report.
Like a moonbat version of the Stations of the Cross, visitors move from room to room, each dedicated to one form of the oppression against which liberals so nobly crusade.
The first is the room of "Ableism." Here we learn that those with disabilities are put upon by normal people, who are derided as "Walkies" and "Abies." Torments inflicted on visitors include riding in a wheelchair and reading lists of terms that are currently acceptable/unacceptable when referring to those sainted by having disabilities. Presumably "Wheelies" and "Disabies" did not make the acceptable list.
The "Sexism" room invites visitors to weep over the $multimillion salaries of female executives, who supposedly would be paid even more if they were men.
The "Religious Prosecution" room equates the horrors imposed on Jews with the self-inflicted miseries endured with conspicuously less stoicism by Muslims.
Next comes "Racial Oppression," a phenomenon that evidently afflicts only blacks. It was followed by the "Homophobia" room, which also covered the related thoughtcrime of heterosexism.
Finally, the "Reflection Room" invites moonbats to scribble their outrage on a chalkboard:
Maybe they should have provided a bucket instead of the chalkboard.
