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February 26, 2008
B.O. Masters Space-Time Continuum
Barack Hussein Obama has been getting a little carried away with his "Vote for me, I'm black" rhetoric:
The Pajama Pack comments:
It seems hard to imagine how the story as related by Sen. Obama could be true, considering the fact that he was born on August 4, 1961. The marches in Selma, Alabama didn't begin until March 7, 1965. Also, his birth date would indicate that he was conceived in late 1960. This would seem to preclude the notion that Obama's grandfather was inspired by the words of John and Robert Kennedy to send Barack Obama, Sr. on a plane to America in an airlift they instituted in order to bring young African men to our shores. If there were any inspiring words and airlifts, they would have had to be uttered and instituted by Dwight Eisenhower[…]
So, here we have a candidate who has an incredible ability to connect with audiences, and manipulate the space-time continuum. I really don't know how the hell you beat that.
Lettuce McCain has got his work cut out for him.
On a tip from Byron.
Posted by Van Helsing at February 26, 2008 2:11 PM
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Typical lib. They promise the moon and can't deliver a pot to piss in. But don't worry I'm sure Obaba's people will say he just got his dates wrong.
Posted by: Farmer Ted at February 26, 2008 2:32 PM
This is the same as when Hillary told everyone she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary (famed Mount Everest mountain climber). After she'd milked the story for all it was worth, and the "alternative" media kept pointing out the impossibility of the story, she finally issued a retraction through her spokesman (sorry) spokesperson stating, "It was a sweet family story her mother shared to inspire greatness in her daughter, to great results I might add." Of course, the "great results" were those of milking the public with a fake story, not Hillary attaining any "greatness."
Posted by: Lyle at February 26, 2008 2:51 PM
Liberals love to insert themselves into historical events precisely to make that connection with voters. Lyle mentioned the Sir Edmond Hillary charade. Bill said he remembers being moved by black churches burning in Arkansas despite there being no record of a single church burning in that state. He said as a child, he gave up his front-row bus seat to a black child the same day as Rosa Parks kept hers in Alabama---the only problem was that Ar. schools were still segregated at the time. There's no way Bill could have been on a bus with a black kid. Al Gore invented the internet, the false-hoods go on and on. I'm not surprised BO asserted his suspiciously coincidental place in historical events....it's in the democrat play book. It's just too bad dumb voters eat up poignancy like that....even when it's phony.
Posted by: Ed at February 26, 2008 3:34 PM
That wasn't even "fake, but accurate".
Posted by: KHarn at February 26, 2008 4:20 PM
Obama is the political version of Zelig. Wherever he needs to have been in history, Obama was there.
Posted by: bustoff at February 26, 2008 4:54 PM
Maybe Obama has a Delorian and a flux capacitor?
I think Obama is one of those people whose daydreams are so vivid that they lodge in their brains as a actual memory. Either that or he is selling snake oil at the medicine show.
Posted by: Hemlock at February 26, 2008 5:32 PM
"Maybe Obama has a Delorian and a flux capacitor?"
Oh, well in that case, I appoligise to OB. Obviously there's a LOGICAL explination.
Posted by: KHarn at February 26, 2008 5:41 PM
This actually ties into the Doritos thread - about a comment in the UK and Muzzie Medical Staff not washing their hands -
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=519072&in_page_id=1770
Socialized medicine - the best that the lowest bidder can provide.
Posted by: Oiao at February 26, 2008 6:02 PM
Maybe the Obama campaign could do a video montage of Barack's participation in "Great Moments in American History." We could watch him cross the Delaware with Washington, sign the Declaration of Independence, fly over Germany as a Tuskegee Airman in WWII, etc.
On a tangentially related note, I watched the clip of the Selma protests in 1965. I gotta say, I miss the days when protestors wore suits and ties to their marches. I mean, honestly, do you want to march for an entire day next to some dreadlocked moonbat who hasn't showered in two weeks? No thanks...
Posted by: PabloD at February 26, 2008 6:24 PM
He's the Black Alien Saviour! Of course the river of time flows both ways for him.
"My name is Hiro Obama. I'm from the future."
Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at February 26, 2008 6:56 PM
Oh well who cares? This guy has been caught flat out lying time after time and he is called on it by the MSM and his followers just don't care, every Obama follower I have seen interviewed has stated they think he will be a good president because he will make America friends with the world again they are completely vacuous. From a Washington Times article:
But his backers, including a former Air Force chief of staff, say the rookie senator believes in a strong military, and with it, a larger Army and Marine Corps.
"Any military person who concludes he's a left-wing, hair-on-fire, Kumbaya child of the '60s has sadly misunderestimated him, to use George Bush's term," said retired Gen. Merrill McPeak.
Really well in Obama's own words he is going to make massive cut in the military, don't believe me? Here is the video at Powerline:
Now people better understand something the Army's Future Combat Systems is whats going to keep soldiers alive in tomorrows extremely lethal battle fields, this guy scares the hell out of me I have to tell you.
Posted by: Oldcrow at February 26, 2008 7:47 PM
"Now people better understand something the Army's Future Combat Systems is whats going to keep soldiers alive in tomorrows extremely lethal battle fields, this guy scares the hell out of me I have to tell you."
Good!
Don't worry. We'll send you out to polish the Howitzer every Memorial Day!
Posted by: hashfanatic at February 26, 2008 10:01 PM
That youtube, if real, makes me embarassed of my shared race with that man. Just amazed at the race card being played there.
Posted by: Mr. Parker at February 26, 2008 10:16 PM
Not that it matters, but I meant the black race shared, but I think you people knew that. And when I say "you people" I meant midgets, lol, no I am not a midget.
Posted by: Mr. Parker at February 26, 2008 10:17 PM
Where is the magic hat the CIA agent gave little Baracki?
Posted by: DANEgerus at February 26, 2008 10:25 PM
Something about Obama just seems a little off. I mean, how can a two-term, do nothing senator just sweep Her Highness aside? Either the dems are really desperate for someone besides Hilary or theres someone behind the curtains pulling strings.
Posted by: conservativeteen at February 26, 2008 11:28 PM
Actually, conservateen, BO hasn't even finished his first term. He might not even be in the senate except that his original Republican opponent was caught in a sex scandal that involved, basically, having sex with his own wife. (Which is pretty scandalous to a Democrat.) He was replaced with Alan Keyes, who was a bit of a nutter and, IIRC, not even a native of Illinois.
And Obama is a man of zero legislative accomplishments. John McCain has actually sponsored and passed more liberal legislation than Barack Obama. Which is why I am not too invested in this election. Obama will moderate his positions between now and election day, and he will probably not pass all that much of his agenda if elected. If he does, most of his programs will be a body blow to an already weakened economy. Not even a 'Magic Negro' can make socialism work.
He will either end up failing to change Washington and squandering hope; leaving his fainting minions (and Chris Matthew's leg) jaded and disillusioned, or he will achieve enough of his agenda to wreck the economy and be kicked to the curb like Jimmy Carter.
Posted by: V the K at February 27, 2008 5:29 AM
Ed, you forgot John "it's seared in my memory" Kerry (Christmas in Cambodia)
Posted by: baldeagle390 at February 27, 2008 10:34 AM
"That youtube, if real, makes me embarassed of my shared race with that man. Just amazed at the race card being played there.
"Posted by: Mr. Parker at February 26, 2008 10:16 PM"
Now why would that be so? YOU'VE tried to pull the race card on US, too.
Posted by: KHarn at February 27, 2008 2:44 PM
"Where is the magic hat the CIA agent gave little Baracki?"
DANEgerus, it's in a kitchen cabinet, in a long box with "Reynolds" on it.
Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at February 27, 2008 9:51 PM

