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January 27, 2008

Zionists Oppress With Giant Killer Bulldozer

Gaza exports more than terrorism. It is becoming a leading center of creative photography. Check out this picture of a giant Israeli bulldozer from Palestinian propaganda organ International Middle East Media Center:

giant_killer_bulldozer.jpg
Original caption: Caterpillar brand D9 armored bulldozer.

This is reportedly the same death device employed to martyr Rachel Corrie, aka "Saint Pancake."

Via Small Dead Animals, this is what conventional D9s look like next to a normal-sized person:

Caterpillar_D9.jpg

Are Israelis really using Godzilla-sized bulldozers? Or have they employed mad scientists to shrink the long-suffering Palestinians into Munchkins?

A third possibility is that Reuters helped out with the top picture.

Hat tip: The Jawa Report, on a tip from Burning Hot.

Posted by Van Helsing at January 27, 2008 8:51 PM

Comments

That does look like photo shens.

Regarding the bulldozer earthmover or whatever you want to call it as being unpossible, that is not true. There are some that would dwarf the one in the picture.

Posted by: Mr. Parker at January 27, 2008 9:41 PM

Also at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Komatsu_D575

Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at January 27, 2008 10:26 PM

Parker,
The top photo is a D9 Cat and clearly photoshopped. There are larger bulldozers but none as large as the one in the photo is made to appear.
What is "photo shens"?
unpossible?

Posted by: steve at January 27, 2008 10:37 PM

Steve,

Excuse me, but that is Mr. Parker to you. lol

Shens is for shenanigans, unpossible you don't know this.

Posted by: Mr. Parker at January 27, 2008 11:04 PM

Just waiting for my too-much-linkage comment to appear.

Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at January 27, 2008 11:59 PM

Attack of The Giant Killer Bulldozers - I would pay money to see that! Sounds more creative than most of what's coming out of Hollywood these days!

Posted by: Proof at January 28, 2008 6:39 AM

I didn't know Palistinians were 2' tall. Must be stunted because the Jooos are _____! (fill blank with latest grievance)

Or maybe they're stinted because of global warming. Do they make hybrid D-9s? I'll bet boi-diesel is an option, but them you know what the accusation would be.

Posted by: forest at January 28, 2008 7:21 AM

Reminds me of one of the great cheesy B movies: KILLDOZER !!

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0071717/plotsummary

Stephen King stole this idea for 1986's MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE.

Posted by: Anonymous at January 28, 2008 9:05 AM

Anonymous beat me to my comment! "Killdozer" is exactly what I thought when I saw the top picture.

Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at January 28, 2008 10:47 AM

Sorry Mr. Parker, but like steve, I was unaware that "shens" was short for "shenanigans."

Posted by: Jim Bowie at The Alamo at January 28, 2008 10:59 AM

Actually - the D9 in the top picture does appear exaggerated by maybe 1/3rd, but it is a big machine.

Check:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:D9R_rpg-armor06.jpg

Posted by: Jimbo at January 28, 2008 11:55 AM

Official world's biggest dozer, miniscule compared to the Jewdozer:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Komatsu_D575

Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at January 28, 2008 5:32 PM

Another comparison:

http://www.kenkenkikki.jp/zukan/e_bull_h04.html

Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at January 28, 2008 5:33 PM

And for lols:

http://scottthong.wordpress.com/2008/01/28/evil-israeli-monsters-use-monster-sized-bulldozers/

Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at January 28, 2008 5:33 PM

Based on the size of the door on the cab. The driver is 3 times the size of the Palestinians. A Palestinian standing inside would not be able to see out the window.

The driver should just get out of the bulldozer and step on them.

Posted by: At The Water Cooler at January 28, 2008 6:04 PM