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January 4, 2008
WaPo Moonbat Wants to Ban Hummers and Hedge Trimmers
Even the wackiest moonbats are weak — which is all the more reason for them to campaign for all-powerful government.
Martin Bunzl boasts in WaPo:
I spend most of my waking hours worrying about how to reduce my output of carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases.
Yet he shamefully describes how he bought a two-cycle hedge trimmer, instead of the more environmentally conscientious — and more expensive — four-cycle model:
I knew I was doing wrong. I even agonized about doing wrong. But it did not stop me.
Despite being a flaming moonbat, he also drives a diesel instead of a Prius. Repent, Bunzl, you sinner!
However, liberals don't address sin through repentance and redemption, but through ever more excessive government coercion.
Punitive taxes on environmentally incorrect products aren't enough to suit Bunzl. He demands a ban:
Better not to tempt me in the first place. Take the Hummers away. Don't clutter my world with things I should not have. Don't dangle them in front of me, creating desire, only to then try to have me renounce them. Just ban the damn two-cycle hedge trimmer and let me be done with the matter.
That's the liberal mentality in a nutshell. Too weak to live up to their own deranged rhetoric, they demand that the rest of us be forced to.

On a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at January 4, 2008 2:31 PM
Comments
"I knew I was doing wrong. I even agonized about doing wrong."
See, they as much as admit it is a religion, a belief system with definitions of right and wrong. One they continually try to cram down unwilling throats.
Posted by: mandy at January 4, 2008 2:46 PM
... and while he stresses away his waking moments over a 2-cycle or 4-cycle putt-putt engine a volcano in Chile spews toxins in the air by the tons... as they always have and yet we seem to survive them.
Silly arrogant self-absorbed hairless chimps.
Posted by: IOpian at January 4, 2008 3:59 PM
Wow, that 4-cycle job looks like the perfect protest cutter.
Posted by: Corona at January 4, 2008 4:06 PM
What a weak minded SOB.
Posted by: steve at January 4, 2008 4:12 PM
"Don't clutter my world with things I should not have"
The main problem is the phrase "should not have". Who decides that? And for what reason? Today it's some made-up global warming thing, tomorrow it's something else.
I agree with mandy, they have their own belief system just like any other religion, with it's own set of rights and wrongs. They claim Christianity is based on things that aren't true, yet put their faith in other things that are so easily disproven, to the point of feeling guilty over sins.
Mankind has always had belief systems, and always will. The 1st amendment should use the phrase "belief system" instead of religion. Whackos get around the 1st amendment by saying their belief system isn't a religion, so they're allowed to impose it on others.
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at January 4, 2008 4:48 PM
What's a suitable title for this?
http://tomnelson.blogspot.com/2008/01/sequel-to-al-gores-inconvenient-truth.html
The Empire-with-no-clothes Strikes Back
Gore Wreck II: The Wrath of Gaia
Naked Lies 22 1/2: The Smell of Farce
The Chronicles of Yarnia: Prince Carbon-spewian
Indiana Gore And the Prophecies of Doom
The Bourne Liar
Gorey Rotter and the Half-Baked Points
The Gorefather Part II
Gorinator II: Excrement Day
Gawrs: The Revenge (on America for not voting him President)
The Gore of the Rings: The 35 Debunked Towers
Gorelander 2: The Quickening Sea-level Rise
Book of Shady Claims: The Gore Witch 2
Greed 2: Cruise Control of The Entire World Economy
Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at January 4, 2008 5:52 PM
And of course... Badman and Robber (starring Ah-nold as Mr. Freeze-the-Californian-Citrus-Crop-due-to-Global-Warming)
Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at January 4, 2008 5:54 PM
"I spend most of my waking hours worrying about how to reduce my output of carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases." Martin Bunzl
My God, is your life actually that pathetic? These idiots make me want to puke every time they open their mouths.
Don't worry, poor, poor Marty -- soon you'll have Usama bin Obama to take care of your every need, to ban every product and innovation you don't "want" (and don't want anybody else to have, either); meantime, stick that pacifier back in your mouth, little baby, and SUCK!
Posted by: jc14 at January 4, 2008 6:01 PM
So let's recount the bidding. This twit is too weak-minded to act on what he thinks is right, and everyone else has to be compelled to do the same thing - is that about right?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 4, 2008 6:09 PM
"I spend most of my waking hours worrying about how to reduce my output of carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases."
Get a life.
Posted by: dpt at January 4, 2008 6:19 PM
Couldn't resist adding more film titles.
http://scottthong.wordpress.com/2008/01/05/an-inconvenient-truth-2-suggested-film-titles/
Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at January 4, 2008 6:39 PM
"So let's recount the bidding. This twit is too weak-minded to act on what he thinks is right, and everyone else has to be compelled to do the same thing - is that about right?"
Nail hit on head.
Kind of like burning women at the stake as witches because they're so beautiful they tempt you.
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at January 4, 2008 7:00 PM
Brits cut their own necks in defense of Islamic terror:
What has become of my homeland, the land my forefathers fought and died for on the battlefields of the world when one of their children is forced into the position of facing years in prison for standing up for what is right and just within British society.
At least my words of truth have obviously now reached people’s eyes and ears, with the powers that be now intent on silencing me - Third World Tyranny in a supposed 21st Century democracy!
http://lionheartuk.blogspot.com/2008/01/british-police-have-been-charged-with.html
Posted by: hutchrun at January 4, 2008 7:35 PM
Kind of like burning women at the stake as witches because they're so beautiful they tempt you.
I think it's more accurately put, 'Like stoning or honor killing women because they accidentally let part of their ankle or hair show, causing you to uncontrollably rape them.'
http://scottthong.wordpress.com/2007/03/26/veiling-the-uncovered-meat/
Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at January 4, 2008 8:20 PM
Hillarian denial of reality.
http://curmudgeonlyskeptical.blogspot.com/2008/01/you-stupid-pig-raising-bastards.html
Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at January 4, 2008 9:06 PM
WHOA! DUDES! (And Dudettes!)
If hedge trimmers and leaf blowers are banned - won't that put an equal number of illegal southoftheborderians out of work? Then they'd go home?
This could be a blessing in drag. What if we outlaw tacos, rice, sikbaj, and fried chicken? Hmmm?
JUST KIDDING! Sheesh - now you all think I'm insensitive.
I like fried chicken.
Posted by: Jimbo at January 4, 2008 9:09 PM
I think this article proves what I've suspected for a while: the left portrayal of the religious right is actually a projection of the left's faults.
Posted by: Arthur at January 4, 2008 9:19 PM
Something I personally cannot comment on at my own blog for fear of state-sanctioned retribution:
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/190644.php
Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at January 4, 2008 9:22 PM
Government, stop me before I pollute again!
Posted by: JamesJ at January 5, 2008 6:30 AM
Tip of the Day: HuffPo... Blackwater to assassinate Barack Obama.
I think B.O. has more to worry about from the Hillary group than the Blackwater group.
Posted by: V the K at January 5, 2008 7:41 AM

