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January 17, 2008
Texas Leads in Energy Productivity, Moonbats Appalled
Congratulations to Texas for having the country's largest carbon footprint, an indication of its high level of productivity… I mean, second-largest carbon footprint. According to Governor Rick Perry, the leading source of greenhouse gases is Al Gore's mouth.
AP whines that Texans produced 670 metric tons of CO2 in 2003. The world's plant life owes them thanks, just as people do for leading the nation in energy production. If manmade global warming were anything but a hoax, they could also be thanked for improving the weather.
On a tip from White Cane.
Posted by Van Helsing at January 17, 2008 7:47 AM
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Yeah, I think Georgia (Georgia!) got about six inches of global warming overnight, and where I live, we're due for three-to-six inches of snow changing to freezing rain and sleet.
Horrors! I guess we better change to fluorescent lightbulbs quick, fast, and in a hurry. Maybe Al Gore or Arianna Huffington could hop on one of their private jets and delivery a batch up this way.
Posted by: V the K at January 17, 2008 7:55 AM
Good for Texas!
We're forecast to get global warming flurries here in central Mississippi. With the highs scorching us with temps in the mid 40s lately I'm beginning to get worried that we may need to invite the Goracle here to provide us with some hot air soon.
Posted by: steve at January 17, 2008 8:14 AM
I'm so proud to be a Texan!
Posted by: Byron at January 17, 2008 11:12 AM
Yeah? You should of seen our carbon footprint before lethal injection replaced Ol' Sparky!
:-)
Posted by: Jimbo at January 17, 2008 5:38 PM
