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January 25, 2008
Suicide Bomber Falls Down Stairs, Explodes
Without assistance from their moonbat allies in the Democrat Party and MSM, our terrorist adversaries would not be much of a match for the best-trained and best-equipped military the world has ever seen. From AFP:
A would-be suicide bomber fell down a flight of stairs and blew himself up as he headed out for an attack in Afghanistan, police say. […] The would-be attacker tripped as he was leaving a building apparently to target an opening ceremony for a mosque that was expected to be attended by Afghan and international military officials.
Democrats have been known to do the same thing, politically speaking. An example would be Harry Reid declaring the war lost not long before it became clear that we're winning. But they live to fight another day, because their supporters vote for them anyway.
On a tip from Lyle.
Posted by Van Helsing at January 25, 2008 10:55 AM
Comments
What's the "eternal reward" for INCOMPETENT martyrs?
Posted by: KHarn at January 25, 2008 11:44 AM
Always hilarious when Islamo-fascist Ahmed goes boom prematurely without harming anyone but himself.
Posted by: Refuter of Liberal Vermin at January 25, 2008 12:10 PM
just desserts!
probably couldn't have happened to a nicer terrorist.
late term abortion?
Posted by: Anonymous at January 25, 2008 12:26 PM
They're both ineffective pre-mature ejaculators
Posted by: apostle53 at January 25, 2008 12:37 PM
Lately there have been several-self-exploding-terrorists. I've never in my life LAUGHED 'bout some one's death, or the means thereof... but this was a VERY close call! VERY!! I HAVE TA SAY THO, that's a great ending to someone's story... God Bless America & Israel, & may more of our fans over there, have such proper endings. ... Sarah
Posted by: Sarah at January 25, 2008 4:05 PM
I'm with Sarah. I've been laughing all day long every time I think of that nitwit tripping going down the stairs...YaaaaaaHHHH BLAMMO! Comedy gold!
I don't think he'll get his 72 virgins for this. More likely just an autographed photo of Hillary Clinton in a thong.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 25, 2008 6:09 PM
Jay,
Actually I think he would get the secret hill,albright,pelosi lesbo fest on dvd. Have a nice supper everyone.
Posted by: Farmer Ted at January 25, 2008 6:28 PM
Yeah, like we can eat now.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 25, 2008 6:30 PM
Any of you familiar with Jeff Dunham's stand- up/ ventriloquism acts? Out of the puppets he uses in his acts, my favorite would have to be the one of an incompetent Jihadi known as Achmed the Dead Terrorist. Just go to Youtube and enter "Jeff Dunham Achmed" as the search terms, and you should be able to see one of the videos of him. When I heard of this story I kept thinking abot Achmed.
Posted by: Adam at January 26, 2008 4:34 AM
we bought his dvd, adam - funny stuff!
Posted by: nanc at January 26, 2008 10:44 AM
Jay,
The mental picture you gave us made me throw up in my mouth a little. Ted finished the job.
Posted by: steve at January 26, 2008 8:21 PM
And he only injured 3 other people that is soooo funny !
Posted by: John Ryan at January 27, 2008 11:44 AM
Jeff Dunham vid links via Jawa via my blog on it:
http://scottthong.wordpress.com/2007/12/26/12-days-of-christmas-spoofs-and-christmas-joke-songs/
Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at January 27, 2008 6:58 PM
