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January 18, 2008
Seattle PI Still Screaming About Sea Levels and Hurricanes
As part of their informational cascade strategy, the global warming cult continues to belch out study after bogus taxpayer-financed study detailing the horrors in store for us if we don't sacrifice our most basic liberties in the name of their insidious hoax. For example, the wacky Seattle Post-Intelligencer reports on a study by the University of Washington and the state Department of Ecology, claiming that the sea might rise 5 inches in the Puget Sound region by 2050.
But wait, that wasn't scary enough. So the PI used a "worst case" scenario for their hysterical headline "Parts of Sound Could Rise 2 Feet."
Further stoking the terror, report author and "lead policy strategist" Spencer Reeder adds:
One of the main messages of the report is it's not a steady, slow rise of the seas that's going to cause the damage. It's these bad storms and extreme events that cause more of the damage. The same storms will get more destructive.
You know, like all the horrific hurricanes that have hit the USA over the last two years. Oh wait, we haven't had one since Wilma in 2005.
Stop the presses: Global warming is suppressing hurricanes! This disruption of natural cycles is sure to result in floods, droughts, hot weather, cold weather, malaria and toothaches!
Reeder et al.'s study "is not being submitted for peer review and publication" — a clear indication that it is a suitable source for the Seattle PI.
Some advice for the Left: Give up on global warming while you still have even a shred of credibility.
On a tip from Pete.
Posted by Van Helsing at January 18, 2008 11:19 AM
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Back in the real world, Greenland deals with a record cold snap and in the PI's own backyard, the state of Washington has already over-spent its snow-removal budget for the entire year.
Off-Topic, The American Left shows it's class once again, expressing the wish that a Jewish conservative's forebears had "died in the camps.".
Posted by: V the K at January 18, 2008 11:38 AM
And space aliens might land on the Whitehouse Lawn in 2050 just before they announce they are in charge and demand the unconditional surrender of Earth and all of its people as slaves to their new masters from Gliese 876.
Posted by: Anonymous at January 18, 2008 11:43 AM
If those damn aliens land, Ill show them the business end of my double barreled shotgun provided Im still alive in 2050 and not killed in the nuclear war after the robots revolt.
Posted by: Anonymous at January 18, 2008 11:52 AM
Perhaps to combat this, the right could launch its own "environmental movement" based on sound reasoning and being good stewards of the earth? Nuclear power with responsible disposal, commissioning studies on the affects of abortion on the environment, and what exactly happens to the natural world when human economies get flushed down the toilet? It gives people warm fuzzies to say they vote for environmentalist "for the planet". Just like it gives them warm fuzzies to vote for socialist lunacy "for the children."
Posted by: mandy at January 18, 2008 11:54 AM
Moonbats will be flocking to their TV sets when one of their biggest wet dreams is aired on the History Channel.
http://www.film.com/tv/story/thehistorychannellooksatlifeafterpeople/13982602/18046712
" How long would it all endure if we suddenly disappeared?
That's the question Life After People, a new History Channel special documentary, explores. (It debuts on Monday, January 21, at 9pm ET.) It's a fascinating, eerie, and speculative requiem for humankind and all our great and mighty works. 'Cuz, it turns out, they ain't so great and mighty after all, not from the planet's perspective. "
Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at January 18, 2008 12:14 PM
When they say "humankind" they mean "mankind," right? There's no such word as "humankind," except is lesbianese.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 18, 2008 1:30 PM
Sorry, make that "in lesbianese."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 18, 2008 1:31 PM
I wish the waters WOULD rise, we're having low lake and river levels here in Florida, mostly because we depend on HURRICANES to dump tons of rain on us every year!
Posted by: KHarn at January 18, 2008 1:51 PM
"Some advice for the Left: Give up on global warming while you still have even a shred of credibility."
Van, I guess we could all do that, but the funny thing is that man plans and God laughs, and it's entirely possible the planet has other ideas...
Posted by: hashfanatic at January 18, 2008 8:55 PM
it's entirely possible the planet has other ideas...
The earth doesn't have ideas. The earth doesn't think. It is not alive.
Posted by: Kevin at January 19, 2008 5:38 AM
"hashfanatic at January 18, 2008 8:55 PM"
Isn't that what we've been saying? That mankind DOESN'T control the universe? It was the LIBERALS who were saying that mankind was the CAUSE of "global warming" and that MANKIND could reverse it.
Posted by: KHarn at January 19, 2008 10:46 AM
"not being submitted for peer review and publication"
Man, that is freakin' hilarious!! They should have gone ahead and finished the sentence:
"...because those big, mean scientist always start screaming about double-blind tests and control groups, which is a waste of time since we KNOW what the test is supposed to prove - if you start throwing science in there you might mess up our experiment! And THEN where will our government policies and tax increases be?"
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at January 19, 2008 2:41 PM
"The earth doesn't have ideas. The earth doesn't think. It is not alive."
How do you know that?
Posted by: hashfanatic at January 19, 2008 11:06 PM
Because the rest of us *don't* hear voices in our head and assume it's Gaia whispering to us.
Posted by: V the K at January 20, 2008 8:42 AM
"How do you know that?"
HAHAHHAHAHHAA!!!!!
hash, tell us more of your theories! Do you think the earth is alive? Have you been in contact with it? Has your sofa been speaking to you, also? Forgive us closed minded folks for not realizing your great intellect. Do you often sit in trees and hear the voice of the earth speaking wisdom to you? How funny! These libs don't need to do anything but just open their mouths and we get this great entertainment.
Actually it reminds me of this "slow" kid I knew in high school, I felt bad that some kids would make fun of him, but then he'd make up these absurd stories of his exploits and that just made things worse. Libs are like that, they don't realize how idiotic they sound. Hash is probably like 10 years old, or else he's that "slow" kid I knew in school.
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at January 20, 2008 10:31 AM
I've got it!!! I know who hash reminds me of. Remember the movie "Charlie" and the book it was based on "Flowers for Algernon"? Remember how people used to make fun of Charlie and he didn't realize it, he thought they were his friends? Then when he got a little smarter he realized they were just laughing at him, and it made him feel bad and embarrassed. This is like hash, and many other libs. They honestly think people take them seriously. They tell us the earth is a living being and all that crap, and someone they think they're imparting wisdom on us, like they're some kind of professor we all look up to. How funny.
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at January 20, 2008 10:35 AM

