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January 14, 2008
PETA Moonbats Target Colonel Sanders' Grave
PETA moonbats' contempt for the dead doesn't end with the dogs and cats they kill and then illegally toss into other people's dumpsters. They also desecrate graves. From PETA's own website:
Visitors to Louisville's Cave Hill Cemetery—the final resting place of KFC founder Colonel Harland Sanders—will notice a new headstone just a stone's throw away from the colonel's. The new headstone is inscribed with a moving tribute to a "Kind Friend of Chickens," but upon closer examination, the bright-red letters down the left side of the poem spell out an unmistakable message: "KFC Tortures Birds."
The phony headstone is the handiwork of Matt Prescott, "who spearheads PETA's international Kentucky Fried Cruelty campaign."
At least the vandals who knock over headstones or spray-paint swastikas on them don't subject us to sanctimonious propaganda about the plight of chickens.
Hat tip: The Jawa Report, on a tip from Scott.
Posted by Van Helsing at January 14, 2008 9:28 AM
Comments
So, the cost of putting up that tombstone would have fed how many cats and dogs?
Self-righteous attention-whores will be the downfall of our country.
Posted by: V the K at January 14, 2008 9:58 AM
The should torture Moonbats instead. Roll them around some egg, dip them in special herbs and spices then dip them (feet first) in boiling cooking oil. After they finish screaming they are all crunchy on the outside, tender and juicy on the inside.
Posted by: Anonymous at January 14, 2008 10:11 AM
The only real bad externality of Capitalism, and it is small, is Trust Fund Trotskies.
Posted by: Mockin'bird at January 14, 2008 10:48 AM
Feed? Cats and dogs?
That's not how the PETA accountants allocated funds, nosiree. 90% of animals put down means more fat paycheques for top PETA executives!
Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at January 14, 2008 8:19 PM
The poor Colonel. All he ever wanted to do was serve up moonbats some original recipe.........or extra crispy.
Posted by: Texvoodoo at January 14, 2008 11:52 PM
Oh, for goodness sakes! It's a brilliant publicity stunt and as a footnote to the great Colonel's legacy it only makes him more of a legend. Of course the tombstone has to go but I think the Colonel would be amused and if he could meet the guy he would offer him some chicken.
Posted by: Anonymous at January 17, 2008 6:48 AM

