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January 16, 2008
One More Wacky Lawsuit
Posted by Dave Blount at January 16, 2008 9:19 PM
Jeb Corliss is suing the Empire State Building because guards wouldn't let him jump off the top of it.
Corliss planned to use a parachute. He says if his chute had opened while the guards had him constrained, it would have torn his limbs off. He also says the guards afflicted him with "adrenal fatigue." He's demanding $30 million.
Imagine what it will be like if ambulance-chaser John Edwards ever ends up in the White House.
Jeb Corliss in an aerodynamic jackass outfit.
On a tip from Lyle.
