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January 7, 2008

Naomi Campbell Praises Hugo Chavez

The latest leftist glitterpig to kiss the ring of communist tyrant Hugo Chavez is model Naomi Campbell, who describes the thug as a "rebel angel."

If Campbell were more intelligent than a geranium, this might be taken as an apt reference to Lucifer. Ironically, Chavez once amused his fellow totalitarians at the United Nations by calling our president "the Devil."

The doting interview revealed that Chavez admires Britain's Prince Chucklehead, and that he won't rule out posing topless. This probably constitutes the extent of information most Barack Obama supporters have on Hugo Chavez. The serious threat Chavez poses to democracy throughout Latin America, and to American security, apparently didn't come up.

Chavez's bellicose denunciations of America have also earned him affectionate visits from the likes of Sean Penn, Kevin Spacey, Danny Glover and Harry Belafonte.

Campbell holding hands with a dictator, surrounded by goons.

Posted by Van Helsing at January 7, 2008 9:07 AM


should we have expected more from a hollyweird narcissist?

Posted by: nanc at January 7, 2008 9:19 AM

Is there enough room under Chavez's desk since Cindy Shee-hag is under there too?

Posted by: Anonymous at January 7, 2008 9:47 AM

Campbell has had multiple incident of beating her servants with cell phones or whatever was at hand when she happened to get angry.

She's a perfect fit with Chavez - do the "power to the people" act in public, and beat the uppity peons behind closed doors.

Posted by: forest at January 7, 2008 10:14 AM

She isnt wearing her colors. Looks alot like a white guy at a black gang rally (Bloods or Crips - I guess the Bloods wore red?)

Posted by: Anonymous at January 7, 2008 10:25 AM

She just wants to be the next jane fonda.

There must be commercials that only run in Hollywood:

"Be a famous traitor! Marry a bazillionaire! Sell out your country and be FAMOUS!! Get movie deals from left wing radicals like Robert Redford! Be the first Hollywood-Whore on your block to meet with a foriegn dictator who HATES GEORGE BUSH!! Just send $9.95 and a self-addressed stamped envelope, along with a 30 word essay on 'Why I hate America' to the following address... And remember folks, anyone who has played on E.R. or been a guest on The View is required to pass a sobriety test and must use spell check on their essay."

Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at January 7, 2008 7:30 PM