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January 9, 2008
Muslim Chivalry
I'll say this for Muslims: they know how to avoid wasting money on lawyer fees. A Saudi guy thought he had caught his wife flirting at the shopping mall:
The husband then approached a cashier and asked to use the microphone. His voice was heard all over the mall saying: "To all those present and all the shoppers. Please listen to me. I want you to bear witness to what I say."
He mentioned his and his wife's full name then announced that he was divorcing her irreversibly — that is they cannot get back together according to Islamic law.
The husband then left the mall, took his car and drove away, leaving the woman and the children in the mall amid hundreds of astonished onlookers.
In Islamic society, all you have to do to divorce your wife is say "I divorce you" three times. Yet the feminist Left can be counted on to side with Islam against the West, just as it sided with serial sex offender and probable rapist Bill Clinton against the concept of equality before the law.
On a tip from Conan.
Posted by Van Helsing at January 9, 2008 7:20 AM
Comments
Reminds me of the Steve Martin skit: "I break with thee, I break with thee, I break with thee - then you throw dog poop on her shoes."
Posted by: Dog Poop at January 9, 2008 7:23 AM
"In Islamic society, all you have to do to divorce your wife is say "I divorce you" three times." - Then click your heels together and a magic horse will fly you to the land of Oz - or something like that.
Posted by: forest at January 9, 2008 7:32 AM
This isnt the least bit suprising. Muzzie men do this all the time. He probably had other women on the side without annoying children and will take one of them as his new wife. Until he gets bored and dumps her.
Posted by: Anonymous at January 9, 2008 7:33 AM
At least nobody has to pay a lawyer....
Posted by: Beef at January 9, 2008 7:42 AM
"I revoke your citizenship/resident status, I revoke your citizenship/resident status, I revoke your citizenship/resident status. Now get the hell out of my country!"
DOG POOP:
You nieve Americans!
Posted by: KHarn at January 9, 2008 5:10 PM
