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January 3, 2008

Moonbat Version of Fantasy Island

Remember that show set on a tropical island where for a price, you can have your deepest fantasy staged for you? Hardcore moonbats Ron and Carla Bluntschli have gone to town with the concept.

They're planning to build "Memory Village," a re-creation of slave-era Haiti, in which well-to-do fools wallow in white guilt by pretending to be slaves:

The latter would receive traditional African clothing and then be mock-kidnapped from their homelands, shackled, chained and forced to march to the slave ship (resting on a real stream), where they'd be piled in as cargo for the crossing of the Atlantic. Once the ship reached the New World, the participants would be brought to market and sold, then broken down in the quarantine and put to work out on the plantation. Near the end of the day, a slave rebellion would start, a rebellion that would eventually lead to the establishment of Haiti.

Glorious Haiti. That pinnacle of human achievement.

So far the Bluntschlis have come up with enough to buy half of the three acres of Haitian real estate they'll need for Memory Village. To build their morbid fantasy world, they'll need $700,000, which they've been attempting to raise by touring the USA, "putting on performances of a play about slavery and the slaughter of the Native Americans."

How uplifting.

The Bluntschlis ought to just go to a bank and take out a loan. With moonbattery reaching epidemic proportions, their enterprise sounds quite profitable.

Carla Bluntschli has spent 22 years in Haiti. It shows.

Hat tip: BelchSpeak.

Posted by Van Helsing at January 3, 2008 3:39 PM


yes, we should all wallow in white guilt over events which happened before our grandparents were born, so that we may know how truly evil and depraved our race really is. We should use this experience to lift ourselves up so that we may live in peace and harmony with Mother Earth and each other, like they do in the Middle East, Liberia, Sierra Leone, and other garden spots around the globe...

'scuse me, I need to go puke.

Posted by: Grousie at January 3, 2008 4:26 PM

playing out a mock bondage/slavery fantasy, complete with plantation work in chains. Hmm.

This should be a big hit, if they open it in San Fran. These two might be a lot more clever than they appear.

Posted by: mega at January 3, 2008 4:29 PM

Someone should remind them of all of the children without health insurance and affordable housing.

People like this will waste money on pointless endeavors, then scream when taxes aren't high enough to cover their pet causes. Put your money where your mouth is.

Posted by: Steve at January 3, 2008 5:15 PM

Ryskind reveals how Dems find it hard to choose between the '08 candidates. They're all just so good at what they do!

Currently larger version on front page of Ryskind's site.

Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at January 3, 2008 6:28 PM

Pastors receive anonymous letters warning them that if they actively support Huckabee, their churches may lose tax-exempt status.

Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at January 3, 2008 6:33 PM

It's important to remember that everyone white in the past was a slave owner, even the people working 16 hours a day in the mills and the mines and the fields, every last one. Yessiree.

Posted by: Ian from the EUSSR at January 3, 2008 6:38 PM

Well, looks like it's Silky Pony and the Huckafool in Iowa tonight. Moonbattery is alive and well in the US tonight.

Posted by: mega at January 3, 2008 6:47 PM

Ok who's the wiseass that cut and pasted my ass on that body? Oh wait I just asked my wife and she said that my ass is much better looking. Nevermind.

Posted by: Hanover Fist at January 3, 2008 6:55 PM

Why go all the way to Haiti when you can just go to New Jersey?

Posted by: bah humbug at January 3, 2008 7:30 PM

Whats next, a re-creation of the levees being blown up.

Posted by: joe at January 3, 2008 8:00 PM

Wonder if these morons will make a 'Memory Village 2: Life in the Casbah' for the 1 million+ Europeans who were kidnapped by the Barbary Coast Slavers? Think about it, you could start off in a pleasant Italian, Sicilian or even English coastal town and then be forcibly kidnapped by armed thugs that come ashore. Awakening later, you could be shackled to a FREAKIN OAR on a galley (yes, I said a galley) or worked near to death in a mine. Gotta be some North African Muslims with guilt out there to experience this!

Posted by: Brooklyn Red Leg at January 4, 2008 5:04 AM

Modern Day Jim Jones Cult

Posted by: Freedom Now at January 4, 2008 6:21 AM

Ugh. This takes racial guilt to a new low.
I mean, yeah, these things happened, and yeah, it was horrible that they happened, and yeah, people should be educated about these things to keep history from repeating itself, but this is just too much.

Posted by: Adam at January 4, 2008 6:39 AM

I agree with Grousie's comment.

This is a thin veil for people with hedonistic and S&M desires, all nicely wrapped in a liberal view of progressiveness.

They will make a lot of money. Wonder why they just did not go to HollyWierd (the valley) to raise the cash from one of the porn kings/queens?

They will make a lot of money. Wonder why they just did not go to HollyWierd (the valley) to raise the cash from one of the porn kings/queens?

Posted by: Anonymous at January 4, 2008 2:36 PM

I wonder how many "get" to DIE durring the infamous "middle passage"?

Posted by: KHarn at January 4, 2008 3:07 PM

"ought to just go to a bank and take out a loan"

What're you some kinda capitalist or somethin'?? Next you'll be sayin' this moonbat fantasy farm should earn a profit and not be paid for by guvment dollars. Next you'll be sayin' high schools shouldn't force kids to go their for spring break!

Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at January 4, 2008 7:57 PM