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January 2, 2008
Moonbat Defense
The first rule of moonbattery is you're never responsible, unless you're not responsible, in which case you are. Here's how this lunatic principle can be used as a defense in the courtroom:
In Winnipeg, Canada, Adam Lecours was beaten and robbed by some thugs, and left lying unconscious on the street. A Good Samaritan saw the attack and called police, but was too frightened to get out of her car and help the victim after the attackers fled. Lecours was then hit by another car and killed.
During the trial, defense lawyers for the thugs tried to lay the blame on the driver of the car that hit Lecours. When that didn't fly, they filed a motion blaming the Good Samaritan instead.
Thankfully, the Crown dismissed the motion as "devoid of merit." It looks like we haven't hit bottom… yet.
On a tip from Lyle.
Posted by Van Helsing at January 2, 2008 9:20 PM
Comments
If this had been Amerikkka, they would have blamed Bush, Cheney, global warming... And probably won if their judge voted Moonblue.
Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at January 2, 2008 11:00 PM
In a brave terrorist crackdown, England declares grandparents "terrorists" for taking pictures of their kids at a shopping mall...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=505649&in_page_id=1770
Fortunately, this hypervigilance is helping them maintain the England we all know and respect.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=505497&in_page_id=1770
Posted by: mega at January 2, 2008 11:40 PM
Wakakaka
Link says it all
http://bluecrabboulevard.com/2008/01/01/dozens-turn-out-to-support-sheehan-crowd-boos/
Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at January 3, 2008 12:50 AM
