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January 16, 2008
Man Sues Small Child for Bumping Into Him
Posted by Dave Blount at January 16, 2008 10:13 AM
All sense of shame having been buried in the ongoing avalanche of moonbattery, 60-year-old David Pfahler is suing Scott Swimm for bumping into him on a ski slope. Scott was 7 years old at the time.
The boy told Pfahler he was sorry and started to ski away when the man grabbed Scott's legs, cursed at him and said he would sue, Robb Swimm told The Aspen Times.
"I was really scared," Scott said to the Times.
Scott's father, Robb Swimm, said he saw the crash and that Scott was skiing slowly and in control.
"It wasn't a violent collision or anything, Scott just kind of tapped his ski boots," he said this week.
Scott's mother, Susan Swimm, said her son weighs 48 pounds and couldn't have been going more than 10 mph.
John Edwards would be proud.
My recommendation to the judge: let the kid rub Pfahler's face in the snow for wasting everyone's time and money.
On a tip from Lyle.
