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January 10, 2008

Male Cheerleading Is Now a Human Right

Posted by Dave Blount at January 10, 2008 7:51 AM

Bobby Thorn wanted to be on the 6th-grade cheerleading team. Being a boy, he didn't make the cut.

"I was devastated," Bobby pouted.

Being a moonbat, his mother promptly took the case to the Kentucky Commission on Human Rights.

A settlement was reached, whereby the principals, teachers and coaches at the school will be subjected to mandatory brainwashing. The school has to submit an annual report to the Commission, detailing its sins against our official state religion, political correctness. Oh, and Bobby's mom got $3,000, courtesy of taxpayers.

"It felt great," Bobby chirped.

No doubt young Bobby has a very lucrative career ahead of him as an aggrieved victim of heteronormative nonpolymorphous gender entity stereotypes.

On a tip from V the K.

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