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January 29, 2008

Gwyneth Paltrow Boycotts America

Bad news for the USA: it has been subjected to a boycott by moonbat actress Gwyneth Paltrow. She says she won't return to the USA unless she "absolutely has to" after a scuffle between her husband and a paparazzo.

America has incurred her disfavor before. Though born in LA, she lives in the UK, reportedly because it's "not as capitalistic" and because "the British are much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans." Yet capitalist American audiences make her rich by paying good money to sit through her movies.

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Paltrow named her daughter "Apple."

Posted by Van Helsing at January 29, 2008 9:21 AM

Comments

So, like I should give a rat's a**? Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maybe she could convince the hildabeast to join her?!?!?!?!?

Posted by: GM Cassel AMH1(AW) USN RETIRED at January 29, 2008 10:03 AM

Good. Let her stay. Unfortunately those Nitwits in Hollywood legitimized her by awarding her an Oscar. She hadn't done anything before and nothing since to even warrant a mention as an actress. Let her stay over there. We don't need her kind. It would be nice if the rest of them who constantly bash America would move out. It would leave more room and fresh air for the rest of us who really believe in and love America.

Posted by: Richard Daugherty at January 29, 2008 10:04 AM

How can anyone take seriously anything said by a ditzy blonde who named her child "Apple"?

Posted by: RebeccaH at January 29, 2008 10:40 AM

She's a friggin actress! Who cares what she thinks. I'll never go back to Britain because it's less capitalistic, Brits are bores and the food sucks! Not to mention they are being ruled by complete moonbats! So take that.

Posted by: Ken at January 29, 2008 10:42 AM

Bangers and Mash all around !

Posted by: Anonymous at January 29, 2008 11:03 AM

In the old days - pre-Hollywood - actors were the lowest of the low. Restaurants wouldn't even seat them.

Ahh... the good old days.

Posted by: Jimbo at January 29, 2008 11:08 AM

Suck it Gwyneth. And when yer done yer momma Blythe can lap up after you. If you were really serious you'd renounce your US citizenship and tear up yer passport and use nothing but the Brit healtcare and dental system. But you won't. And fuck yer rockstar husband too with a barber wire cattleprod. Dante knows where you are and he is watching you!

Posted by: Bryherb at January 29, 2008 11:29 AM

yet she came here last month to seek medical care at cedar's sinai...

'zup widdat, gwyneth paltry?

too long a wait in the u.k.?

thy name is hypocrisy.

Posted by: nanc at January 29, 2008 11:33 AM

i believe i've only seen her in one movie "seven" with brad pitt and morgan freeman - she had her head cut off and it was delivered to her husband, brad - best scene in a movie. ever.

good, now i know to never see another thing she's in!

Posted by: nanc at January 29, 2008 11:35 AM

OK, I'll say something nice to ease the tension. Hmmm..... something nice.... I know! "At least she has the integrity to move away instead of staying here and whining about how much America offends her!"

Posted by: KHarn at January 29, 2008 11:37 AM

Not gonna miss that wench in the least. Good riddance to her, her issy husband AND her inevitably moonbatty offspring.

Posted by: Refuter of Liberal Vermin at January 29, 2008 11:58 AM

Not gonna miss that wench in the least. Good riddance to her, her sissy husband AND her inevitably moonbatty offspring.

Posted by: Refuter of Liberal Vermin at January 29, 2008 11:58 AM

Double posted due to the missing "s" in sissy. I just had to make sure my poke at Chris Martin was full-on.

Posted by: Refuter of Liberal Vermin at January 29, 2008 12:00 PM

She is right, you know. America is more capitalistic than the UK.

*Sigh* These are the enlightened golden gods of the moonbats.

Posted by: mandy at January 29, 2008 12:16 PM

She likes England better....til she needs a doctor. One less moonbat here
Yawn

Posted by: JamesB at January 29, 2008 12:17 PM

This is just a made up rumor that people and gossip mongers beleive because its gwyneth and you don't like her.

Posted by: what at January 29, 2008 1:13 PM

"the British are much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans."

Obviously never been to essex then... though, frankly, she'd fit right in down there.

Posted by: Archonix at January 29, 2008 1:35 PM

Maybe she will end up in Paris being chased by Paparazzi on motorcycles and then at the last minute she will regret her comments.

Posted by: Anonymous at January 29, 2008 1:38 PM

"Good riddance to her, her sissy husband AND her inevitably moonbatty offspring.

Posted by: Refuter of Liberal Vermin at January 29, 2008 11:58 AM"

She's more than welcome to stay away as far as I'm concerned, but I'm not going to count out Apple just yet. By the time she's an adult, it will be more than obvious that the liberal multi-culti ways are dstroying the country. You know, maybe she won't be into headscarves or burkas, and will realize her parents' generation were a bunch of feckless losers who almost destroyed Great Britain.

Posted by: forest at January 29, 2008 1:48 PM

She may be staying in the UK for her vision of 'making a point,' but I bet she has a US Medical Insurance plan in case the Apple gets rotten.

Johnie Dipshit - I wish he would have stayed in France like he promised. He ended up being too afraid of the social unrest (nightly auto bonfires set my Musloom uts).

Gee, I guess if you have money for 'Acting,' you can Act like you know something about politics...........

Posted by: Oiao at January 29, 2008 3:35 PM

In the old days - pre-Hollywood - actors were the lowest of the low. Restaurants wouldn't even seat them.

Absolutely right. They were considered social outcasts, for reasons that are becoming increasingly clear: they tend to be emotionally unstable narcissists who really weren't fit for polite society. Paging John Wilkes Booth...

By the way, Gwyneth, do you suppose the name "paparazzo" originated in America?

To Archonix: should the two of us chip in to buy her subscriptions to News of the World and the Sun? /evil grin

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 29, 2008 3:55 PM

John Wilkes Booth was a well known actor in his day.

Posted by: mandy at January 29, 2008 4:41 PM

Stuck- up, talentless hag.
The only movies of hers I liked were "Seven" (And even then, she was barely noticeable in that movie, Pitt, Freeman, and Spacey were the real stars of that movie), and "Shallow Hal." Stay the hell out, Gwynnie, at least that means there'll be one less Democrat voter.

Posted by: Adam at January 29, 2008 4:54 PM

She may be staying in the UK for her vision of 'making a point,' but I bet she has a US Medical Insurance plan in case the Apple gets rotten.

Oiao...LOL!!! One of the best laughs of my day!

Posted by: Pam at January 29, 2008 5:59 PM

Gwyneth did an excellent job in "Emma", playing the title character as an adorable pain in the ass.

If she wants to stay in Blighty let her stay there. I presume she doesn't have to eat the food, and as others have noted does not have to endure the Pommy National Health Service, which is a social disaster area; being rich is so much more convenient than being middle class or poor, isn't it? When the Muzzie mobs are harassing women for not wearing burqas, she is likely to find the good old US of A more attractive than she does now. And for somebody who made her money in the most cutthroat, viciously dishonest industry there is, the movies, to condemn capitalism is risible, and evidence for her being, as expected of an actress, an airhead.

Posted by: Michael Lonie at January 29, 2008 6:44 PM

John Wilkes Booth was a well known actor in his day.

He was, but that doesn't address the point that thespians generally were generally considered beyond the pale in Victorian society.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 29, 2008 7:21 PM

I see Gwinnie has moved to England.

Yawn . . .

Posted by: jc14 at January 29, 2008 7:26 PM

Actors are trained to repeat the words and emotions of others. They are not trained in political philosophies or history.
And besides that, she has an ugly baby.

Posted by: Jimbo at January 29, 2008 8:24 PM

Don't pop those champagne corks just yet, folks. Soon as the British government goes full-on dhimmi and women are being stoned in the street for not wearing burkas, she'll be right back in the US.

And no doubt, she'll be bitching that it wouldn't have happened to the UK if America hadn't been so capitalistic.

Posted by: Targetpractice at January 30, 2008 5:20 AM

Good point Targetpractice - with the leftoids, it will always be the US's fault.

Remember....Canada, 'America's hat', is about to pay for thier previous liberal policies on immigration. Getting out the popcorn for that show.

Posted by: Oiao at January 30, 2008 8:18 AM