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January 9, 2008
Greedy Moonbats Sue America for $3 Quadrillion
Even the ambulance-chasing John Edwards, who bought his political career with money expropriated in ludicrous lawsuits, is bush league compared to self-proclaimed victims of Hurricane Katrina, who are suing the US Army Corp of engineers for $3,014,170,389,176,410.
Maybe the Army should pay off the lawsuits with a stack of pennies. It would literally reach all the way to Saturn. Or maybe the Army should just leave New Orleans to build its own levees.
Al Qaeda can take it easy. There's no need to destroy America. Just sit back and wait for us to sue ourselves into bankruptcy.
On a tip from Mandy. Hat tip: Watts Up With That?
Posted by Van Helsing at January 9, 2008 6:31 PM
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You do know that because of the current administration we are already trillions of dollars in debt. He doesn't need any help bankrupting us. I always love when people say he is so awesome for "cutting the debt in half" even though he created it in the first place...
Posted by: John at January 9, 2008 10:44 PM
Well, that's about 50 times global GDP. It'll certainly revolutionise the Southern US economy, no doubt about that.
Posted by: Ian from the EUSSR at January 9, 2008 11:24 PM
Shoot, I'd like to get in on this too!
I'll take a Billion on liberal dependency, Alex.
Posted by: Mockin'bird at January 10, 2008 11:09 AM
A few facts that are ignored:
It was prooved that the Corps of Engineers reccomended a levee that would have stood up to a catagoy five hurricane, BUT the city officials thought that a "three" would have been enough and channeled the funds into "other projects".
(I don't know if the "hurricane catagory" means a DIRECT hit, or a "CLOSE ONE". Any one know?)
Examination of the records and blueprints show that the levee base (Looks like those highway dividers) was not buried, but set on the foundation.
The STORM SURGE was over-flowing the levee before it broke.
The OLDER levees that were ALSO built by the Army CoE held, even though they were built to withstand a catagory three or four.
And just HOW is this President Bush's fault, Liberals? Proove to us that he is DIRECTLY responsable for the levees breaking and I'll lead the revolution to establish COMMUNISM! Or islam, or tree-hugging, or whatever it is you want.
Posted by: KHarn at January 10, 2008 2:54 PM

