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January 20, 2008

George Clooney Named "Messenger of Peace" — Nobel Next?

Secretary-General Ban Ki-Moonbat has advanced the United Nations still further into self-ridicule by naming wacky Hollyweird moonbat George Clooney as a special UN "Messenger of Peace."

Clooney's qualifications consist of insulting Charlton Heston and the President, demanding that we surrender to al Qaeda in Iraq, driving around in a preposterous moonbatmobile to flaunt his environmental piousness, cranking out pretentious and moonbatty movies that nobody watches, and demanding that the USA do in the Sudan what he condemns it for doing in Iraq.

Now Looney can aspire to the next highest honor: the Nobel Peace Prize. But to attain that, he'll have to graduate from fashionable put vapid Tinseltown leftism to pure evil, by becoming a traitor, a terrorist, a communist dictator or point man in a sinister hoax intended to suppress freedom and productivity throughout the world.

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The self-satisfied smirk won't get him that Nobel.

On tips from Wiggins and White Cane.

Posted by Van Helsing at January 20, 2008 7:49 PM

Comments

"[To win the Nobel Prize] he'll have to graduate from fashionable but vapid Tinseltown leftism to pure evil."

To paraphrase Rob Schneider in "Waterboy": "You can do it, George!" (Not a doubt in my mind).

Posted by: jc14 at January 20, 2008 8:33 PM

I think they confuse 'peace' with 'surrender'.

Well, no - I guess maybe they don't, do they.

Wasn't Sharon Stone the UN Ambassador of Condoms at one time?

That UN is a really useful bunch, isn't it?

Posted by: Jimbo at January 20, 2008 8:45 PM

honestly, i don't see anything wrong with hollyweird running the u.n....now, if they'd only fund it!

Posted by: nanc at January 20, 2008 9:06 PM

Reality aceepts another blank check as Nigerians actuall ASK FOR/b> George Clooney as the mediator for their conflict too.

http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1705495,00.html

"Mr. Clooney, MEND extends an invitation to you to see things for yourself and is willing to work with you and other credible peace makers of international repute to stop Nigeria from plunging into the abyss of war."

Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at January 20, 2008 10:16 PM

and we thought Madonna traipsing around the Holy Land dumping her verbal diahhorea about her "peace plan" was a one-off. Lo and behold, it was a sign of things to come.

Posted by: mega at January 20, 2008 11:37 PM

It's amazing the hatred being spewed from this site! Do any of you really take anything seriously or is it just a forum for Michael Savage/Ann Coulter-like attacks on the usual wingnut targets?

Posted by: Zulu at January 21, 2008 5:39 AM

Ugh. I've seriously had nothing but contempt for that man for a long time. Not only did he nearly kill the "Batman" movie franchise, but his immensely smug and long- winded acceptance speech at the 2006 Oscars really pissed me off. His arrogance is rivaled only by his ignorance, I especially noticed this in his speech when, as he discussed the "Courage" of Hollywood/ the Academy, he made a point of praising the Academy for making Hattie MacDaniel the first African- American woman to win an Oscar when she won Best Supporting Actress for "Gone With the Wind." What Georgie Boy conveniently forgot to acknowledge was that MacDaniel won that Oscar for playing a stereotypical Big Momma- esque black slave. Honestly, the only films of his I like are the "Ocean" series, and even then, it's largely the supporting characters that I like.

Posted by: Adam at January 21, 2008 5:42 AM

George Looney hasnt been the same since he foolishly left behind ER - a feat that eclipsed McLean Stevensons departure from M*A*S*H* - Looney hasnt done anything decent since he left ER. Of course ER itself has degenerated into ultra left Moonbattery in recent years which is reflective of NBC/GE's hard turn to the left.

As for hate being spewed on this site? It comes nowhere close to the Daily KOS, Democratic Underground or several other communist forums. Most of whats said here is done to get laughs. On the lefty sites they really do HATE everyone who isnt to the left of Stalin.

Posted by: Anonymous at January 21, 2008 5:58 AM

What is Clooney really going to do bring peace anywhere? Ivory Tower liberals are self dillusional to the nth degree. They tell US that we need to do in Darfur and other African hellholes what the US did in Iraq and Afghanistan and criticized them for it. Why dont these loons form their own mercenary army and stop the violence in Africa? Liberals are great at spewing hot air and promoting themselves but thats about it. Same goes for all this Global Warming nonsense as much of the northern hemisphere is suffering the coldest winter in recent decades. Reports are already pouring in of people killed by the cold. Which is part of the reason they now use the term Climate Change to cover all the bases - Ive heard some actually claim increased CO2 is to blame for this bitterly cold winter. Hollyweird Liberals are great at photo ops but short on action. But I guess as long as they buy a few carbon credits, their consciences are clear.

Posted by: Anonymous at January 21, 2008 6:35 AM

Zulu, I think you're confusing ridicule with hate. There's plenty of ridicule and harsh criticism of monbats here, but if you want to see real hate try searching progressive blogs for words like "cheney", "rove" or just plain old "hate". Another good place to read some genuine hate would be the Hamas charter. Now those folks really know how to hate! They have even more hate than the moonbats wishing death upon our government officials at HuffPo.

Posted by: forest at January 21, 2008 7:21 AM

But didn't he make People's Sexiest Man Alive one year? I should think that qualifies him to broker peace among warring factions.

Posted by: Pam at January 21, 2008 9:13 AM

Yep, he just edged out Jay Grodner. (g)

Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 21, 2008 11:25 AM

I thought Hidabeast won the sexiest man of the year.

Posted by: Farmer Ted at January 21, 2008 1:25 PM

But didn't he make People's Sexiest Man Alive one year?

Yes, and a liberal Jewish lesbian gushed that Mahmoud 'We Have No Homosexuals In Iran' Ahmadenijad is cute and cuddly enough to almost make her go straight.

Btw, notice the following Six Degrees of Full Circle:

George Clooney = Former E.R. star

E.R. = Brainchild of Michael Crichton
Michael Crichton = Wrote State of Fear
State of Fear = Debunks global warming nonsense
Global warming nonsense = Latest Moonbat hypocritical fad
Moonbat hypocritical fads = George Clooney

Now you can go, ooooohhhhh so that's why he dropped out of E.R.

Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at January 21, 2008 6:52 PM

Why is this idiot even being discussed?

Clooney takes up these causes trying to cover up the fact that he can't act and his movies make zilch at the box office.

This uneducated jerk needs to shut up and go away.

Posted by: Annie at February 5, 2008 2:08 PM