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January 21, 2008
Environmentalist Fashion
Posted by Dave Blount at January 21, 2008 11:48 AM
If anyone out there still believes in the global warming hoax, Miller-McCune offers advice on how you can dress to save the planet.
Fashion tips include bamboo underwear, available at Amazon. Linda Loudermilk caters to the prevalent jet-set Gaiaists with its "luxury eco" label. This includes dresses made of wood pulp and recycled soda bottles, and blouses made of sasawashi, "an anti-allergen blend of Japanese paper, herbs, vitamins and amino acids."
Moonbats on a smaller budget can forget the fashion. I'm offering a half-price sale on carbon credits. For only $50 I'll promise to hold my breath for 20 seconds. This CO2-reducing measure is guaranteed to reduce global warming just as much as wearing bamboo undies.
On a tip from Conan.
