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January 3, 2008
Coming Out With Cher and Chas: Reality TV Keeps Digging Downward
With every new reality show, it seems they've hit rock bottom. Yet they always manage to keep digging downward. The latest outrage against decency and good taste is a concept being shopped by Cher.
The show would be built on the fact that Cher's 38-year-old daughter Chastity is a lesbian. Mother and daughter would serve as televised celebrity counselors, advising kids on how to tell their parents they're homosexual. The working title: "Coming Out With Cher and Chas."
As you might guess, Cher's once-successful career is so dead, she's taken to auctioning off her bras. She may even pull the Barbara Streisand stunt of launching a comeback singing tour soon after her farewell tour.
Chastity's career was stillborn. The failed singer is mostly known for screeching on behalf of militant homosexual outfits like GLAAD (Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation), for pushing her weight into the area of 300 pounds and for a tell-all book denouncing her mother.
According to Cher, the show could be as big a hit as The Osbournes, starring ageing rock star Ozzy Osbourne, whom as the Daily Mail notes, she has come to resemble. She's been promising producers that there will be "on-air fireworks" between her and her daughter.
The whole situation is so pathetic, and the show concept so vulgar and sordid, that MTV can be expected to snap it up in no time.
Hat tip: NewsBusters, on a tip from Cheetah.
Posted by Van Helsing at January 3, 2008 8:23 PM
Comments
that's little chastity?
my word! looks like she withered away to a ton!
sonny's probably tossing in his grave...
Posted by: nanc at January 3, 2008 8:59 PM
That's a big 'ole hunka hunka burnin' love! Is that a man or a woman? (That's a man baby!) LOL This doesn't surprise me given how poisonous our culture has become.
Posted by: Chris at January 3, 2008 9:27 PM
Chastity's career was stillborn.
She's a lock for the Greenpeace demographic, unless she loses weight.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 3, 2008 10:12 PM
On an afterthought, has Chastity given any consideration to a defensive line position?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at January 3, 2008 10:13 PM
Thanks for the pic...I threw up on my keyboard.
Posted by: CharlieDontSurf at January 3, 2008 10:24 PM
In the words of R. Lee Ermey:
"JESUS H. CHRIST! WTF do we have here!?"
Looks like an empty headed libsnot and her two-ton bull dyke brat. YEEEEEEECCCCHHHHH!
Thank GOD Sonny ain't around to see that hog.
Posted by: GunnyG at January 3, 2008 11:05 PM
British healthcare Moonbattery is even worse than we think we know, if doctors lying about infections causing deaths in public hospitals is anything to go by:
http://interested-participant.blogspot.com/2008/01/brit-doctors-lie-on-death-certificates.html
Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at January 3, 2008 11:57 PM
Mirroring the invasion of the boy's name Mohammad in Britain, more and more Americans are being named Garcia, Rodriguez and Martinez.
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/17/us/17surnames.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
Link discovered on Ann Coulter's site.
Posted by: BUUUUURRRRNING HOT at January 4, 2008 12:12 AM
I will always remember her straddling that gunbarrel. Age shall not weary her nor the years condemn, at least on video.
Posted by: Ian from the EUSSR at January 4, 2008 1:58 AM
OMG!!! Chastity looks like a drunk Brooklyn cab driver after a double shift on New Years Eve. Why are most lesbians so damn Fugly?
TV historians will one day look back at the first decade of the 21st century as TV's Dark Ages. Except for a few bright spots like 24, LOST and JERICHO its been a real load of crap with the likes of American I-DULL, has-been celebrity shows, fat shows, and other assorted socalled reality shows that have all the substance of a puff of smoke. Maybe thats why TV Land and watching reruns of late 20th Century shows is becoming so popular.
Posted by: Anonymous at January 4, 2008 6:11 AM
Look at Chastity's right hand - She's carrying a SPORTS DRINK!!!!
Now there's an endosement!!
Posted by: NewtownMark at January 4, 2008 7:38 AM
Look at Chastity's right hand - She's carrying a SPORTS DRINK!!!!
Now there's an endosement!!
Posted by: NewtownMark at January 4, 2008 7:38 AM
Chasity Looks like a fat lumbering cow trying to filter out the hay of a painful fart.
NewtownMark, she's a two fisted sports drinker! And what's in the box?
Posted by: Bryherb at January 4, 2008 8:14 AM
"OMG!!! Chastity looks like a drunk Brooklyn cab driver after a double shift on New Years Eve. Why are most lesbians so damn Fugly?"
Tell me about it! I keep asking: since lesbians like women so much, shouldn't they be the most FEMININE creatures on Earth? No one seems to know the answer.
I'd like to see the first episode go somethng like this:
CHASTITY: "Hello, I'm Chastity Bono and I'm a lesbian."
SOMEBODY: "And.....?"
CHASTITY: "Well, I'm a LESBIAN."
SOMEBODY: "Is there a point to all this?"
CHASTITY: "But, but I'm a LESBIAN!!"
SOMEBODY: "OK. Let me know when something INTERESTING happens."
Five minutes into the show, they get canceled.
Posted by: KHarn at January 4, 2008 2:55 PM
Whats with all the hate? How many of you at the age of 60+ is gonna look as good as Cher? She looks like OZZY? People look again. Look at yourselves. If she did pull a trick like Barbara and go back out on tour then so be it. The tour would be sold out every night like always! As for Chastity, so what shes fat. I think that is so her business. If she wants to be fat who are you to judge.
Posted by: Joe at January 8, 2008 10:08 PM
You people are so full of hate that it's beyond belief. The name-calling is juvenile and cruel. These are fellow human beings with feelings! What on earth is wrong with you??? Are you really THAT classless and crude, or are you merely trying to get attention??? I don't think you'd like it if someone talked like this about someone YOU loved.... Yeeeeesh. Grow up, already. Try thinking about someone other than yourself, for a change.
Posted by: John Mazzella at January 9, 2008 6:15 PM
