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January 24, 2008
Bono Confesses Eco-Sins to the Goracle
Posted by Dave Blount at January 24, 2008 2:45 PM
Even Bono has noticed that his friend Al Gore has been trying to set himself up as some twisted sort of ecclesiastical figure:
Acknowledging that a career in rock music was not always conducive to a green lifestyle, Bono compared a conversation with Gore to an act of religious contrition.
"It's like being with an Irish priest. You start to confess your sins," he said. "Father Al, I am not just a noise polluter, I am a noise-polluting, diesel-soaking, gulfstream-flying rock star.
"I'm going to kick the habit. I'm trying father Al, but oil has been very good for me — those convoys of articulated lorries, petrochemical products, hair gel."
Anyone who really does feel the need to confess their eco-sins to the Goracle (who incidentally flunked out of divinity school) can do so at the Temple of the Goracle.
Confession is in session.
On a tip from El Presidente.
